Freedom fries for the 2020s
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God damn I hate my countrymen so fucking much sometimes. We truly are the Reddit of countries.
Everything is so cringe.
The stupid tariff fake patriotic virtue signaling show that the fucking normies learned nothing from COVID, Ukraine or even Oct 7th.
The picture of the virtue signalling alcohol store hiding the American whiskey, while European Union wines are all over in the background (and the EU charges Canada tariffs).
almost every canadian crying about it couldn't even tell you what a tariff is
Or that the inflation created on their already shit economy is caused by their own moronic politicians imposing cringe countertariffs, not Orange Man Bad.
I've already had economically illiterate boomer relatives blame "the greedy grocery stores" in anticipation of price hikes that haven't even happened yet.
Cheer up. You should visit the UK, or Germany. I'm not sure they have crazy stuff like "punish natives less harshly for rapes and murders" (because there, they hate the natives), but they have other crazy stuff!
they just have more jews than canada
Look at the brightside. Better to be America's hat than its underwear. Canada sucks, but it could always suck more.
So similar to how "French fries" were actually Belgian, this is Canada in fact shitting on Hispanics because idiots take the label in a literal sense.
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I can't stand coffee and this doesn't make it any more appealing even though it's literally diluting it.
My understanding what that an "Americano" is an underhanded Italian insult which is essentially an espresso-based coffee watered down to simulate burger drip coffee.
Espresso is concentrated and strong-tasting, usually served in a tiny mug like a shot of liquor. Most coffee house favorites like lattes and cappuccinos "water" it down with milk.
But French Fries were at least French Belgian, no? There's at least some logic there.
Freedom fries was stupid. This is also stupid.
Gulf of America is pretty funny though.
These same urban lefties will never abandon their Starbucks, despite it being American.
Am I supposed to be offended by them doing this?
Because its just making them look more pathetic and sad.
Fellow Canadians, we can't outlast the US on this issue.
Our GDP is only narrowly larger than Texas' own.
Just maybe try working with Trump for once. Just swallow your pride, bend the knee, kiss the ring, whatever phrase you want to use, and just do it, alright?
Otherwise they're going to wake up and notice that they can make all of what we export to them, and it would be in their benefit to no longer deal with us at all.
Then we would be double plus fucked forever.
This fake & gay type of faggot nationalism only plays into the left's hands to wipe the normie's goldfish memories.
For the life of me I can't understand why we are being such retarded, spiteful faggots about this. Well, I can imagine why, but it enrages me beyond coherence.
It really shouldn't be controversial to be a good neighbour and ally to your largest trading partner AND your deterrent to invasion. Canada has the potential to be a relative economic powerhouse simply because of our natural resources, natural isolation from invasion due to having 3 fucking oceans surrounding us, and being right next to the USA. All we have to do is spend the bare minimum that America wants us to (and our legal obligations to NATO require of us) on our military and stop thumbing our nose at the Americans and acting superior to them and we have a golden fucking ticket to unimaginable prosperity.
And we fucking squander it on being massive faggots to the one country that can either destroy us like an elephant would an mouse, or be the greatest economic and social accelerant to national greatness. We simply do not deserve liberty or prosperity or peace.
We can't let our narcotics, money laundering, and human trafficking get dragged into the light. Most of our economy is this and government jobs.
I always thought americano was a slur on America in the first place? Whatever.
When i hear "Americano" in my head, i think of the mutt meme
But we already had the canadiano, it's espresso in a cup of coffee as opposed to the americano being espresso in a cup of hot water.