The main protagonist's gay brother gets a pride Christmas ornament from his mom, and then the married lesbian couple shows up, one of whom is the main protagonist's aunt.
I am not the target audience of this movie.
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What channel or streaming service was this on? Supposed to be a comedy?
That sounds like the dumbest horror plot ever, and I've seen Teeth
Was this just made as an excuse to rip in the original.
I haven't seen teeth, but I've seen rubber. I wonder if it is the same level of bad.
About some chick that has teeth in her pussy that can bite like a shark
Yeah it was REALLY dumb, luckily I watched it with friends on a 'Roast night' where you get drinks, pizza and snacks, get a bad film and roast the shit out of it as it plays, those were good times.
Rubber was about a tire rolling around killing people. Or at least that's what I gathered for as long as I could stay awake while it was on.
They made a sequel to Teeth, and it was worse.
I can't do a return to roast night with it then, my friends might suffer alcohol poisoning doing it..
Dude, you could get drunk by drinking yerba mate when watching this one.
Sometimes I think the pun comes first with low budget horror.
Gee, a Mary Sue plot to go with it. Hard pass even without the LGBT degeneracy. I assume if she never caught the killer that nobody else in the entire world could ever come close to her skills to do the same, even if it took a while longer.
Oh. Well they seemed to put in the lgbt requirement
Oof
Happy death day it is not
Yes, you are. The intent is to remind you you're powerless to resist this. All day. Every day. Forever.
Until some necessary changes are made.
He's not the intended audience, he's the intended target. Small distinction.
I tried to watch the most recent evil dead. Every character is female except one.
Oh wait, “he” is actually female, too. Never mind.
Anyways, homosexuality is literally dysgenic. If your kids are gay, that’s the end of your genetic line. Adoption is cuckoldry and usually ends in disaster. Surrogacy is a prohibitively expensive outlier.
Leftism is also dysgenic among whites and Asians. So what we’re actually seeing, when we watch these progressive alternative families, is a future historical record of the extinction of certain demographics.
You hit the nail on the head and I could not have said it better myself.
It's sad to say, but Shudder is gay. I was considering reopening an old account on it to watch some Joe Bob over December and the first thing on their site was Dragula. I did not pay them a dime.
It is a horrifying truth.
When you can't help but notice that the first couple that was killed was interracial. And the black girl wasn't a stunner.
Didn't make it that far.
Trailer.
It wasn't actually that bad apart from the ESG. Justin Long was pretty good as the villain. I give it a 5/10.
He was the reason I noticed this movie.