I was in tears the entire time. When Madame Web ran onto the train and screamed "It's Webbin' time!" I jumped out of my seat and webbed all over the theater floor. Movie of the century.
Madame Web is supposed to be like 80, blind, and paralyzed. Judging by the trailer, I think I would rather watch a movie about her.
This looks like more attempts to appeal to women that won't work because it's absolute shit.
So many stories you could do. Maximum Carnage, Kingdom Come, Silver Sable, Spidey and Black Cat’s story, real Secret War, Korvac Saga, and list goes on
The lead sounds bored and uninterested in her own movie. The trailer tries hard to sell an action packed movie while the lady delivers the most deadpan performance I've seen lmao.
So 34 year old wahman pretending to be 10 years younger, and the annoying lesbian rat pack?
They won't even hedge their bets with sex appeal.
and not that I like Sydney Sweeney, but there's no point in her being in anything if you're gonna hide her tits.
I was in tears the entire time. When Madame Web ran onto the train and screamed "It's Webbin' time!" I jumped out of my seat and webbed all over the theater floor. Movie of the century.
I know I was getting erect as she whispered "Come into my parlour" as she chased Little Miss Muffet away.
Madame Web is supposed to be like 80, blind, and paralyzed. Judging by the trailer, I think I would rather watch a movie about her. This looks like more attempts to appeal to women that won't work because it's absolute shit.
And her blindness was due to the premonition powers and got passed on with said powers to the next madame web.
Whoah, now. That would be a defect/weakness in a female character.
No it’s a strong empowered woman!
Barbie also looked like absolute shit. Never underestimate the lack of taste of the female audience. :')
How is it that Sony can make so many incredibly bad superhero movies in a row?
Ever since sony head quarters moved to california..
Let's look at
Their upper management early life
Their middle management sexual orientation and/or early life.
The early life for the talent handlers
So many stories you could do. Maximum Carnage, Kingdom Come, Silver Sable, Spidey and Black Cat’s story, real Secret War, Korvac Saga, and list goes on
Conundrum: is the relatively deadpan acting/line-reading on purpose?
How can this even be a real film? It’s as if the Overton Parody Window has shifted for all movies from the collective drop in quality.
Hahahaha
She kinda looks like the same boring woman from fifty shades of grey.
The lead sounds bored and uninterested in her own movie. The trailer tries hard to sell an action packed movie while the lady delivers the most deadpan performance I've seen lmao.
The most promising thing about all of this are the comments on that trailer absolutely ripping it to shreds.
That kind of rejection conjures some modicum of hope.
This looks fucking awful.