Fists and Weaves Fly in Massive Brawl at Chicago O’Hare Airport
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I'm only posting this because of the hilarious title, turns out even the airport at Chicago isn't safe.
Why wouldn’t you think it would spill over everywhere?
Fuggin raysis cracka, Chiraq like it be cause of huwyte devils bein stealin sheeit from de kangz what bilt dat city. Ifn de Japanese huwyte supwemasis ain't been stealin de sheeit-caint-seeum trainz from African superpowahs, mebbe you stoopit crackas ain't havin to fly errwhere. Sheeeit.
Last time I was at O'Hare they had made the brilliant decision to close all but one food court because muh covid. Clearly if there was a virus out there to be concerned about them packing the entire population into one food court nut to butt is the obvious choice.
Well there was an absolutely repulsive troon in a different line within view of me. So I turned my head and yelled "you will never be a woman!", as is tradition.
It lost it's fuckin mind. Pulled it's phone out immediately while screaming about Nazis, trying desperately to find whoever said it. The creature didn't stop howling the whole time. Somehow I kept my poker face long enough to get a couple hot dogs.
Why do I imagine that Chicago is so bad that this is the airport announcement:
"Ladies and gentlemen, we are now landing at Chicago, please ensure your tray tables are back in the upright position, equip your body armour and bulletproof helmet, have your PDW and main rifle loaded and ensure you have your luggage with you at all times"
Protecting yourself is racist!
Checks weapon, opens phone and plays this on loudspeaker
Beautiful city.
It's like the Summer of Love all year round.
They are just confused and grumpy after their flight, so they mistook "Chicago O'Hare" for "Pullin Yo Hair". Very simple mistake.
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Dindus gonna dindu
This might be a rather rowdy summer/year-and-a-half coming up.
It must be a very reserved club for people that have had their ass beat on a luggage carasol.
I knew what they would look like before opening the link.
It still doesn't beat the Disneyland brawl from a few years back tho.
I like how random people not even involved in the initial incident decided that was an excuse to start fighting.
Was this Spirit? Last time I flew trough ATL, a fight nearly broke out between some passengers and gate crew at a Spirit gate.