Last time I was at O'Hare they had made the brilliant decision to close all but one food court because muh covid. Clearly if there was a virus out there to be concerned about them packing the entire population into one food court nut to butt is the obvious choice.

Well there was an absolutely repulsive troon in a different line within view of me. So I turned my head and yelled "you will never be a woman!", as is tradition.

It lost it's fuckin mind. Pulled it's phone out immediately while screaming about Nazis, trying desperately to find whoever said it. The creature didn't stop howling the whole time. Somehow I kept my poker face long enough to get a couple hot dogs.