Why do I imagine that Chicago is so bad that this is the airport announcement:
"Ladies and gentlemen, we are now landing at Chicago, please ensure your tray tables are back in the upright position, equip your body armour and bulletproof helmet, have your PDW and main rifle loaded and ensure you have your luggage with you at all times"
Why do I imagine that Chicago is so bad that this is the airport announcement:
"Ladies and gentlemen, we are now landing at Chicago, please ensure your tray tables are back in the upright position, equip your body armour and bulletproof helmet, have your PDW and main rifle loaded and ensure you have your luggage with you at all times"
Protecting yourself is racist!
Checks weapon, opens phone and plays this on loudspeaker