I'd immediately get on a plane to Prague and also begin the process to rent/charter a yacht that can carry ~20 people + crew for 2 weeks. (That in itself would cost $4m). As soon as I get to Prague, I would head to the strip club and start throwing thousands of dollars at the girls for dances. I would start talking to the girls and tell them I am renting a yacht for 2 weeks from X location and I want to fill the yacht with girls like her. Would she be able to find another 19 good looking women to come for 2 weeks? I would pay each girl $1,000,000 for the 2 weeks but all of them would have to be down to fuck me whenever I wanted. To show her how serious I was, I'd pay her something ridiculous like $10,000 to fuck right now then remind her there's another $1,000,000 waiting.

It wouldn't take me long to find a girl in the stripper scene who would find me 19 other whores. By this time, my yacht charter would be prepped. Then I'd meet with the girls, workout the travel details, and get them all on my yacht. I'd also get a bunch of them to find some cocaine, viagra/cialis, mdma, and some other drugs to bring on the yacht.

For 2 weeks I'd just be enjoying great food, alcohol and having a giant orgy with 20 women. At the end of the 2 weeks, I'd pay the women whatever money was remaining over and above the original agreement as a tip so I completely ran out of the $30m. Done.

The point is to spend the money with nothing to show for it.

So a GOP contribution then.

$30 million in 30 days

Easy. Have an omelette.

Well, I am getting low on eggs.

I would buy a vintage Italian sports car and drive it for a week, then spend the next three weeks fixing it. By the time I'm done that's about how much it will cost with inflation. Then I'll cover it with goat blood and ram it into a Dairy Queen.

If you can't destroy it, can't gift it, can't tell anyone and you can't have it in 30 days just convert it into fine art and bury it.

An underground bunker full of priceless art will only increase in value and since it is buried underground you aren't in possession of it.

Alright, so the goal is to spend 30 million in 30 days, to win 300 million.

First thing I'd do is indulge in things I'd never be able to get normally, but that get used up after purchase. So buy super expensive whiskeys, and drink them, for example. Yum. High end restaurants every day. That's not the most efficient way to get rid of such vast quantities of money, though, but I'd still spend some of it that way, because it's all upside if your goal is to get rid of the money.

Is debt an offset? You could buy some ridiculous superyacht, don't insure it, and crash it into some rich dude's equally ridiculous coastal mansion. Cause more damage than you have money, but only barely, and then cover it with a tiny percent of the 300 million when you get it.

Ooh, which get's me thinking...there we go. Surreptitiously hire various mercenary groups to start popping off on various politicians and other elites. Maybe unofficially take over a country or something while we're at it; it's off the books, you don't technically/legally control it, so it's not an asset.

I think that's the play...through force or bribery takeover a small country. That's the play. Money gone, nothing in your name, but you have a ton of influence, which you can then solidify when you get the 300 million.

Buy a $30 million piece of art. Then destroy it.

You watching Richard Pryor version or original one from 40s? That’s tough. I guess the charity part would go to church and food kitchen. No assets so I would buy tickets all over the globe and travel. Maybe buy a trip to space. Eat the fanciest meals I could find

The trick is to find something that depreciates in value quickly.

1. Give 5% to charity.

2. Lose 5% gambling.

3. Buy out several car dealerships.

4. Crash all the cars, totaling them.

Alternatively, if destroying the cars is against the rules, you could just invest in a shady crypto currency or NFT project like CryptoZoo. It's a safe bet it would be exposed as a fraud and go bankrupt within the next 30 days. Where's SBF when you need him. ;)

EDIT: That makes me think, would just putting your money in a unsecured safe on the sidewalk in front of your house be allowed? It's almost a guarantee it would be stolen, but technically you wouldn't be giving it away.

I would immediately buy several thousand acres of mountain real estate, contract a 15 million dollar custom home in the best spot, and spend the rest on security and lawyers whose job will be to prevent claw back by any means necessary.

I would pay for my parents retirement. Then i would buy land specifically for homeless people to gather. I designed a homeless village for a class last year, and want to see if it would work. That's not really charity since I have no idea if it's helping.

I would do a lot of touring, and demand all the special care. My house would be moved to each place I am touring, and I would make sure I was treated lavishly. The arcades of the world would be played.

To be honest, I think the hardest part would be how many constructive things I would do. I would love to scan all of Venice and make a complete 3D game of it to play. Does the game get considered as an asset? I would fund the local library I do studies at so it could have a bunch of stuff for me to study. I would fund the box office bomb, Hitler's Sex Life. Is the movie an asset?

Launch a chunk of lead or some other non-functional satellite into orbit. For $30 million you could probably make it happen in 30 days.

Take the money, go to another country, ignore the rules, ????, profit.

I'd spend it on an anti-feminist political campaign.