Don't need to fire anyone. Just flood them with trainings and seminars that are the opposite of the DIE shit they push on us. Then actually make them accountable for doing good work. They will start leaving in droves.
Mandatory 1hr weightlifting if you want to really get serious.
The number of times my buddies and I joked about installing a power rack in the server room...man it'd be nice to have some backing from leadership for that sort of tomfoolery.
No, fuck that. You roll up to that bitch like Sulla to the Senate.
"You get added to the proscription! You get added to the proscription! *Everyone gets added to the proscription!"
CLEAR. THEM. OUT.
It's the only way. Remove them. If you can't remove them, then you remove their income and watch them implode. If neither is an option, bulldoze the institution wholesale. There are no other options either practical, or available. And the Left will not allow us to have another option.
If you are able to seize an institution, firing 30%-50% of your employees is probably going to be your 2nd priority. Your first priority is to seize the computers, and make sure no further evidence of the institution's criminal misconduct can be destroyed.
I'd add as another priority to conduct audits on the current state of data, previous changes made, and the state of the userbase and certain metrics related to bots and user behavior. Do this as soon as possible and release the findings publicly, creating a snapshot of "this is what I took over." Then people cannot come back later and say the platform is suddenly overrun with bots or child porn because of anything you did. Well they can, but you have the proof.
Don't need to fire anyone. Just flood them with trainings and seminars that are the opposite of the DIE shit they push on us. Then actually make them accountable for doing good work. They will start leaving in droves.
Simple way to trim the fat, enforce a dress code: No piercings, no tattoos, no weird colored hair, everyone dresses business or business-casual.
Mandatory 1hr weightlifting if you want to really get serious.
The number of times my buddies and I joked about installing a power rack in the server room...man it'd be nice to have some backing from leadership for that sort of tomfoolery.
...we had a weight rack and benches in ours back in the dot com boom. Working out in 65 degree F industrial A/C was the absolute best.
I'm jealous that you got to live the dream.
Twitter getting swole would be funny af
Holy shit. How do I get Musk to hire me as a consultant to give weekly lectures on The Bell Curve to dangerhairs?
If you get in, recommend me for the Uncle Ted Talks.
The Bell Curve and to a lesser extent the other curve for male vs. females - I forgot what it's called because I'm retarded, what was it called.
This may help
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bell_Curve#Naming
I haven't heard of this. Let me know if you think of it.
No, fuck that. You roll up to that bitch like Sulla to the Senate.
"You get added to the proscription! You get added to the proscription! *Everyone gets added to the proscription!"
CLEAR. THEM. OUT.
It's the only way. Remove them. If you can't remove them, then you remove their income and watch them implode. If neither is an option, bulldoze the institution wholesale. There are no other options either practical, or available. And the Left will not allow us to have another option.
If you are able to seize an institution, firing 30%-50% of your employees is probably going to be your 2nd priority. Your first priority is to seize the computers, and make sure no further evidence of the institution's criminal misconduct can be destroyed.
I'd add as another priority to conduct audits on the current state of data, previous changes made, and the state of the userbase and certain metrics related to bots and user behavior. Do this as soon as possible and release the findings publicly, creating a snapshot of "this is what I took over." Then people cannot come back later and say the platform is suddenly overrun with bots or child porn because of anything you did. Well they can, but you have the proof.
Racism and Unity seminars. Multiple choice question. Blacks make up what percentage of the total population and of the violent crime.
The promotion of inequality is of upmost importance.
Exactly. Layoffs are too good for them. Let them leave on their own.