NIGGA STOLE MY BIKE

I’d get my black friend to wear whiteface mask, go directly up to the idiot running this coalition, look him right in the eye, take his bike and walk away… without ever breaking eye contact.

Then when he calls the cops because “well he’s white so…”, my guy removes his mask revealing his Person of Color® status. Boom, Bicycle Man = racist.

"Poor kids are just as bright as white kids"

• Joe Biden

"All people are the same and equal in value and potential, no one is inherently good or bad."

"If you call the cops to report theft, you must hate black people since only black people commit crimes."

Somehow these people hold both these thoughts in their head at once as guiding morality waystones.

If they want to be racist, be racist. Don't hide it, own it! Plenty of race supremacists get on CNN as anchors, they're accepted and paid well in society. If they want to be all egalitarian instead, then they need to shut up about "incidental" race stats in poverty or crime and simply address it blindly.

I just wish people wouldn't be hypocrites.

What kind of word salad is this? I know for the fact that this ain't tabbouleh.

...so you're saying that black and brown people regularly steal stuff? Is that really the message you want to put out there?

This is almost as tone deaf as the whole "migrants are trash" headline.

Is that seriously the same guy that drew that oft-edited comic? I don't know his name.