It seems to be one of those countries kept in that state as it's politically advantageous to the Democrats having them dependant on them .
For the money being spent it isn't too hard to prevent this level of damage, better designed buildings and defenses would do that as this is one of the things Japan deals with plus earthquakes and tsunamis.
They gotta get some more global warming. I hear that'll change the way the oceanic currents flow, might mean less hurricanes.
Or, you know, have an uncorrupt government, but honestly, I think changing the entirety of the Earth's thermo-regulation system and hoping it doesn't screw them worse is the simpler and more likely successful task.
It seems to be one of those countries kept in that state as it's politically advantageous to the Democrats having them dependant on them .
For the money being spent it isn't too hard to prevent this level of damage, better designed buildings and defenses would do that as this is one of the things Japan deals with plus earthquakes and tsunamis.
Hurricane Maria!
"And suddenly that name/Will never be the same for meeeeeee"
At they have the shirts ready from last time.
They gotta get some more global warming. I hear that'll change the way the oceanic currents flow, might mean less hurricanes.
Or, you know, have an uncorrupt government, but honestly, I think changing the entirety of the Earth's thermo-regulation system and hoping it doesn't screw them worse is the simpler and more likely successful task.
We should decolonize Puerto Rico.
They've imported all the US fast food chains, only none of the staff speaks English.
And your group always ends up with a baked potato that no one ordered.
They lose power on a good day. On the ground reports say the media is hyping this up like they always do.
If only they had more Marxist, genderqueer, masked-up teachers, then they'd be the most advanced country on Earth!!1!
Puerto Rico
My heart's devotion
Let it sink back in the ocean.
Always the hurricanes blowing
Always the population growing
And the money owing
And the sunlight streaming
And the natives steaming.
I like the Island Manhattan
Smoke on your pipe
And put that in!
Hey, why not make them a state so they can have senators!
I too love blowing my dick off and pretending I can shit out babies.
Another brilliant idea. You can have a university teaching post!
LOL.