*Glory hole injuries only covered by WorkSafe BC for construction workers and police officers in uniform with above-average girth. Photographic proof may be required.
Today's obvious satire is tomorrow's "this used to be satire, how is it real?"
I give it three years, tops, until a provincial government in North America offers official guidance on the use of random holes in stall walls. Probably Oregon, possibly California, but none of the Canadian ones would surprise me except Alberta.
This is fucking dangerous, glory holes are dangerous due to the above cited cutting and sanitation issues. The fact it tells people to cater to gender identity extremism while getting laid is the icing on top.
It should have simply told people not to use them and instead report said holes to the establishment for vandalism.
If they keep this up the deviant sex people will kill themselves off in a hurry. We should refuse to treat them for their preventable disease sex perversions.
But no! Instead the powers-that be want to declare a full on emergency for healthy normal people, remove more civil rights, and promote the victimhood of the minority infected disease spreaders.
I think the American public overall is pretty sick of the influence of these open degenerates.
Canada has jumped off a cliff. My dudes up north, you need to rein in your pajeets.
Is satire effective when the first reaction is "the woke left are at it again"? Given the seriousness of the dietary advice for the buttfucked, this is not terribly outlandish: https://archive.ph/EiqsR
There's no way this is not satire. Four hundred and twenty "gloryhole" spinal injuries per month? I refuse to believe this is real, this is far too peak clown world to be true.
...and the asterisk, and "SuperHost", etc. It is not particularly subtle.
But it's taking in these smaller details beyond a glance that requires this deniability, not the focus on promiscuity or non-emphasis on contraceptive. Truly, this is an outrageous world.
I've been stung by The Bee a few times, and scarily, not once did I consider any of those incidents preventable.
Read the bottom line. This is satire.
This is obviously fake (420 reference, 'i am appreciative of this moment of tenderness' or 'can we make this quicker? my kid's in the car'
Warning: Anything inserted will be cut off.
Sincerely, Glory Hole Guillotine Installation Services.
sounds like a good thing to stick cigars in for an easyer end to light
Obvious satire after the part with "my kids in the car"
Today's obvious satire is tomorrow's "this used to be satire, how is it real?"
I give it three years, tops, until a provincial government in North America offers official guidance on the use of random holes in stall walls. Probably Oregon, possibly California, but none of the Canadian ones would surprise me except Alberta.
3 YEARS? Try -2! I mean, Canada, but still- this was actual plandemic advice
This is fucking dangerous, glory holes are dangerous due to the above cited cutting and sanitation issues. The fact it tells people to cater to gender identity extremism while getting laid is the icing on top.
It should have simply told people not to use them and instead report said holes to the establishment for vandalism.
Semi satire at best
“Avoid gendered language. Some options could be: ‘can we make this quicker? My kids in the car’”
This can’t be fucking real.
If they keep this up the deviant sex people will kill themselves off in a hurry. We should refuse to treat them for their preventable disease sex perversions.
But no! Instead the powers-that be want to declare a full on emergency for healthy normal people, remove more civil rights, and promote the victimhood of the minority infected disease spreaders.
I think the American public overall is pretty sick of the influence of these open degenerates.
Canada has jumped off a cliff. My dudes up north, you need to rein in your pajeets.
Is satire effective when the first reaction is "the woke left are at it again"? Given the seriousness of the dietary advice for the buttfucked, this is not terribly outlandish: https://archive.ph/EiqsR
The left is beyond parody at this point.
What the fuck is wrong with my Province? Holy shit. Thanks Trudeau
The more you read the more disturbing it gets, I would like to believe is satire but something tells me it's true.
There's no way this is not satire. Four hundred and twenty "gloryhole" spinal injuries per month? I refuse to believe this is real, this is far too peak clown world to be true.
I did not catch on the 420
...and the asterisk, and "SuperHost", etc. It is not particularly subtle.
But it's taking in these smaller details beyond a glance that requires this deniability, not the focus on promiscuity or non-emphasis on contraceptive. Truly, this is an outrageous world.
I've been stung by The Bee a few times, and scarily, not once did I consider any of those incidents preventable.