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The_Gay_Deceiver 41 points ago +41 / -0

US government profiling Africans smh

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Steampunk_Moustache 26 points ago +26 / -0

And it'll be about as fruitful as their Trump/Russia investigations.

Fucking retards.

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Diaboli-Sem 12 points ago +14 / -2

Hey, the FBI managed to provide enough grist for the Fake News Mill to keep Trump from being re-elected.

Maybe this time they can incite the proles to take up their torches and pitchforks and burn Musk at the stake for his heresy.

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RoccoRatchet 28 points ago +28 / -0

It wasn't public opinion that kept Trump from getting re-elected. Why do you think the US Ministry of Propaganda kept repeating how the 2020 election was the "most secure" election in American history?

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onetruephilosoraptor 27 points ago +27 / -0

Remember the time article about how they saved the integrity of the 2020 election by "fortifying" it?

Yeah it certainly wasn't just public opinion.

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MegoThor 10 points ago +10 / -0

Voting machines don't watch the news.

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BidenLikesMiners 1 point ago +1 / -0

IT helped, without it biden wouldnt have gotten anything near the votes that obama did.

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Fartinggoose -6 points ago +1 / -7

Maybe Trump would have stood a better chance of reelection if he kept any of his promises and didn't throw his support base under the bus to give billions to Africans. Just a small thought there.

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Assassin47 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yes in the election with the most populous turnout in American history, clearly millions of Americans stayed home and didn't even bother to check a mail-in ballot for the guy because they were mad at money being given to Africans. It was a huge controversy you know. That must be what broke the MAGA cult.

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Fartinggoose -4 points ago +1 / -5

Maybe people expected "Make American great again" to be more than giving money to the people rioting, looting and burning the country down? Just a thought.

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BidenLikesMiners 2 points ago +3 / -1

if he kept any of his promises

Trumpf kept 0 promises? Are you a democrat? lol

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BandageBandolier 3 points ago +3 / -0

They were plenty fruitful though. Not at actually finding anything to prosecute, but at brainwashing idiots into acting like they had found something.

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fauxgnaws 8 points ago +9 / -1

SEC can't do anything except fines, and they've been after Musk for years for all kinds of shenanigans. Funding secured at $420.69 per share for instance.

This isn't a big deal.

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bloodguard 4 points ago +4 / -0

Defund the DOJ, FBI and SEC. They're useless for their original purpose and all they are now is a an partisan organized crime organization

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GeneralBoobs 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can't imagine the glowies going after another innocent man just because he had the wrong politics. That's so not like them.

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subbookkeeper 3 points ago +3 / -0

If it saved 140 million dollars how much are they going to fine him?

From what I heard of this (Lotus eaters discussed it) it may actually be a fineable offense but the savings will be well worth it.

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ApparentlyImAHeretic 1 point ago +1 / -0

They'll find all the favors and cocksucking he did to get tesla off the ground, that's about it.

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TheImpossible1 -9 points ago +4 / -13

"Please believe he's on your side.."

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BulbasaurusThe7th 10 points ago +13 / -3

I'm sure he had touched a pussy in his life, so he is the slave of the Ukrainian female assassins sent by Luxemburg.

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TheImpossible1 -9 points ago +5 / -14

The man paying for abortions for his employees is definitely our guy.

The fuck is wrong with you?

And it's Lithuania, not Luxembourg. Lublin Triangle signatory and first backer of Ukrainian NATO entry.

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BulbasaurusThe7th 7 points ago +10 / -3

It's almost like.. let me think. Almost like Elon Musk is his own person.we find some of the things he does to be funny but we don't think he is one of us.

I can't follow you, though. Women "shitting out" kids bad. Abortion bad. So then???

Oh, sorry. Makes soooooo much sense now

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LauriThorne 6 points ago +7 / -1

Dudes our resident bizzaro feminist.

Makes all the exact same insane arguments arguments, just inverted.

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BulbasaurusThe7th 3 points ago +4 / -1

I know. Been part of this community since forever.

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TheImpossible1 -3 points ago +5 / -8

He's part of the enemy. Did a propaganda video with Von Der Leyen's technology censor.

I can understand falling for his act on the first day, but he's made so many obvious slip-ups by now that he really has exposed himself.

I'm just waiting for a huge increase in TSLA in Citi's next 13F filing.

there is only having kids and abortion

Ever heard of abstinence? That's what you recommend to everyone else who doesn't want kids.


I won't fall for another false dawn.

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BulbasaurusThe7th 9 points ago +9 / -0

Dude, everyone knows he isn't one of us, you are the only one trying to pretend you are some ridiculous freemon fighter. You also believe all men want to join you. Which... yeah dumb.

You hate people who want to have kids as well. Almost like nobody is pure enough for the cult guy

That last quote. Jesus, you are laughable.

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TheImpossible1 -4 points ago +4 / -8

You also believe all men want to join you

The string of heavy defeats for feminist politicians worldwide suggests so.

Pink Revolution Party was crushed in the Philippines, an open "misogynist" won in South Korea and even Chinese state media is openly calling feminists a tumor on society.

In America, there are 26 point shifts to the right in college educated men as they realize the left wants them dead.

If it wasn't for cheating, lack of true anti-feminist candidates as well as bait and switch tactics played by feminists, they'd be wiped out in every election.


I'd rather purity spiral than be stuck with a team full of Boris Johnson esque traitors.

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BulbasaurusThe7th 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm also anti feminist. That doesn't mean everyone is a lunatic who wants the human race to die out and fantasizes about a crisis where he can play Scar from Lion King and push women in distress off cliffs.

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MackTUTT 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's on his own side. Paying for abortions is cheaper than paying for maternity leave.

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user20461 2 points ago +3 / -1

The man paying for abortions for his employees is definitely our guy.

These people downvoting you are cucks to their "beliefs" and "principles."

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BidenLikesMiners 1 point ago +1 / -0

This. govt has multiple rich tools, sometimes one will fight the other.