The colors used to be male. Interesting side effect when you try to change things to be diverse. They also had the (white) pride m&ms they released a few years ago.
She's non-feminine enough. She's not posing like a girl, holds a sarcastic expression and uses neutral shoes instead of female boots. They killed her gender.
"Hi, we're the same old M&Ms beneath our shells, but now there's a couple of us a little less...butch. Do you have any lotion, my new shell-suit needs conditioning." Dances to Goodbye Horses
Brown gets to keep the heels because mental patients on the internet have decided it's a tranny, and Mars is scared to mess with that.
The colors used to be male. Interesting side effect when you try to change things to be diverse. They also had the (white) pride m&ms they released a few years ago.
The new designs are significantly uglier…
Other than that, this is virtue signalling at its most emptiest…
So female things can’t be “sexy”, anymore? Even oddly anthropomorphized representations of fucking sweets..??
Wow, well done Mars. Y’all really solved “sexism”, right here… 🤦🏻♂️
The green female one isn’t fat enough.
She's non-feminine enough. She's not posing like a girl, holds a sarcastic expression and uses neutral shoes instead of female boots. They killed her gender.
They made them wear tights so their legs don’t show them as wypipo
I’m fairly confident the red one’s accent is definitely stereotypically Jewish New Yorker, at least where I am…
The yellow one comes across as “dopey (possibly white) big guy”. Basically a Labrador or Great Dane in chocolate form.
The others? I have absolutely no idea…
I don’t think I’ve ever heard them “voiced”, lol.
Oh, it’s even worse than you imagine…
When you look up the green M&M, uhh, it sort of gives an answer your point…
Sort of.
That’s all I’ll say. 😑
Sexy anthropomorphic chocolate is too much for me, at 4am, lol…
Jesus fucking Christ on a stick…
I’m not even gonna type out the headline.
People (“journalists”) really have too much free time…
https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/green-mm-mars-wrigley-rebrand-sneakers-slut-1287965/amp/
I will say this, “slut”. It contains the word “slut”.
It’s a fucking chocolate… 🤦🏻♂️
....I can't believe that article is real? It reads like some foul-mouthed Tumblr blog from a degenerate troon.
No need to blaspheme.
"Hi, we're the same old M&Ms beneath our shells, but now there's a couple of us a little less...butch. Do you have any lotion, my new shell-suit needs conditioning." Dances to Goodbye Horses
Great, now what candy mascot am I supposed to jack it to?
Go old school, the Cadbury caramel bunny
Woah, they just used a regular rabbit in the US commercials, they definitely didn’t give it bedroom eyes.
Beat me to it.
REMEMBER WHAT THEY TOOK FROM YOU
Nope. Not even for a second.
It’s… It’s male, isn’t it..? 😑
The Easter one, you mean??
Oh NVM, I’m too young to have seen that… Wow. Just… Wow.
Gee, that’s… She even pips Jessica Rabbit, there. 😳
That’s one hella sexy anthropomorphized rabbit! What were they thinking!!
I hope this doesn’t awaken something… Furry, in me, lol.
Hahaha. For some reason this makes me think of tribbles, ngl…
“Set phasers to KILL!” lol.