I think any other excuse is more believable. I don't know why people give ER doctors that load of bullshit. It's not like they haven't seen the same thing a million times before and heard the same excuse every time.
"Oh, let me put this anti-tank shell here on the floor. Wow, it's really hot for this time of year. Allow me to take of my trousers. My, this floor is awfully dirty. I should clean it by pouring soapy water all around my feet. Oh my, I appear to have slipped!"
Sigma male grindset: Disregard thots, acquire sexual pleasure by stimulating your prostate with live ordnance
Not a bad idea. I don't know why they can't do that without being all faggoty about it.
She tripped, fell, and landed on his dick - Eminem
They all say they "slipped and fell" lol
Must be awful the one time someone really does fall and get something lodged up there. Nobody would ever believe them
Million to one shot, doc. Million to one.
I can't tell the difference between reality and parody anymore
Reality is unrealistic anyway
57mm.
So he took a 6lbr right up the arse.
Fire in the hole
I think any other excuse is more believable. I don't know why people give ER doctors that load of bullshit. It's not like they haven't seen the same thing a million times before and heard the same excuse every time.
My aunt works in ER. She says a large part of the work is embarrassed people with weird objects stuck up their ass.
What
"Oh, let me put this anti-tank shell here on the floor. Wow, it's really hot for this time of year. Allow me to take of my trousers. My, this floor is awfully dirty. I should clean it by pouring soapy water all around my feet. Oh my, I appear to have slipped!"