Saints Row goes for broke.
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Not just black, not just female. Also ugly and lesbian.
Stop being sucha RACIST. She's also intellectually disabled.
Why reboot saints row? You can't go from blowing up the earth and living on as a superhuman in a simulation to whatever this is supposed to be
It's not even a particularly aged game, either.
I love how the faggots making it said ' its a game of a time' when its literally only 5-10 years ago lmfao
Pretty sure the super majority of women in the world dont have partially shaved heads..
And the few that do have done it with the long hair undercut look. It’s never this terrible style
if inly i were a games developer. i just envision a classic streetfighter style game where you play as punk or goth beating the shit out of sjws for mocking your hairstyle.
This one is special
Bigot
I think the only people who want the skrillex haircut are women who are trying to trick gays into fucking them and giving aids.
Cyberpunk 2077 normalised this hair style in 2018 and the consequences are very obvious.
Epic Exclusive is the golden stamp that insures the game is underpaid and wont succeed on its own merits. I applaud epic for showing us the shitty games before a single review goes out 🙌🌈🌈🙌
I "love" the way she stares at the camera looking all smug, wanting you to think that she's some kind of badass. Lady, it doesn't work that way. You need to already have an imposing appearance for that pose and expression to work, and you with your scrawny build, perfect skin, and hair that looks like it's just been styled at the salon by some lispy gay guy doesn't scare me. Not to mention you didn't do anything cool to deserve it; you sat around in complete safety with a big gun while your friends did all the heavy lifting. You didn't earn the right to mug the camera like that.
I'm all for unblemished, unrealistically clean female characters. When the setting calls for it. Xenosaga is my usual go-to example: Only one female character is actually 100% human. She is NOT the one who looks badass, and in fact in most art looks nervous (or pin-up). Storyline-wise she bemoans the fact she isn't as easy to clean as the robotic party members, her cleanliness is a minor plot point. The Badass belongs to the psychopathic babyfaced Terminator-wannabe robot... It ALSO never does the camera-smug, because part of its badass nature is the fact it's a Terminator-wannabe, it showcases the badass through actions, not through dreamworks-tier smugging.
A street walker (no euphemisms, literally, "one who walks the streets") of some major city, who does dirty deeds, should for narrative sake have some dirt upon them unless it's a plot point otherwise. You don't need to be obese and hulking, but your expression should match what the character is trying to portray, and appearance is part of expression. If this is a street surgeon or something that needs to keep clean, could make sense, but you'd go for a different hairstyle then, either something even shorter, or something long that can be tied up. And the facial expression would be odd, then, but I suppose could exist in some contexts, like an "I told you so" to an injured protagonist.
Saint's Row The Third has five people on the cover art. All but one are looking away from the camera, distracted by something to the right. One side character is smugging the camera, and looks like a joke because of it, like they missed a cue. The one woman on the cover isn't smugging, but rather looks disgusted by something near her feet. The man beside her looks disappointed by whatever is at her feet, while a third is observing it dismissively, gun out. It tells a story in one frame.
That hairstyle looks like they got T-boned on the way to the hairdresser by a drunk, rabid squirrel riding on a lawnmower with rusty blades, and came off second best. As if they looked at a mullet, and then a bowl cut, and decided to make something uglier that both of them combined.
It’s morbidly amusing seeing how many black men hate the look of the game. They are seeing the rejection of one of their favorite stereotypes (black gangs) by these millennial beta men and leftist bitches, replacing the stereotype black gangster with scrawny looking faggots who can do anything if they put their mind to it.
Why does Noel Clarke have blue hair?
But at least Epic is offering SR3 Remaster for free today, presumably as an advertisement for this thing. So it's all good!
Fuck Epic. Chinese spyware.
Sweeny is a pirate, yo ho ho.
Am I the only one who thinks she looks a bit like Candace Owens? Not the haircut, obviously, but in the face?
Shame, but it had a good run.