Wow it's been a whole decade since I've had the distinct displeasure of being reminded that Sean Penn exists.

Sure thing bud.

All his virtue signaling couldn't get him above 35% on the Tomatometer.

And really, he cast his daughter in the lead role?

I will go to the cinema but won't watch Sean Penn movie.

Oh, but I really want to go to some sticky floor theater to see a garbage Hollywood movie while eating stale nachos.

ok.

there's nothing out i even want to see. i doubt there ever will be again.

Ya know, for such a big star, I don't know a single goddamn thing hes in. I checked his filmography and I have not seen any of his shit. I thought I had seen Bad Boys but it turns out that its a different one and not the Will Smith movie. And that weird constipated squint thing he does 90% of the time makes his already weird face look way too small for his head.

Sean Penn, "Don't go to my movies!"

Me, "Your only good movie was Fast Times at Ridgemont High and that was nearly 40 years ago."

"Don't go to the movies!"

"Oy vey why did my film bomb at the box office?!"

For once I will do what a Hollywood celeb wants me to.

Never go full retard

Starve the fucker.

Bolb move assuming any freethinkers would watch your movies anyways, penn (if that is your made up name).

Not as hypocritical as it sounds. Surely you can still catch it online?