Mastercard getting trolled
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What risk? Bitch, I know a bunch of people who have nicknames different from their given name, because of different reasons and preferences.
Or suddenly "Yes, my legal name is Steven, but everyone just calls me Buddy" is a risk or are we admitting that trooners are a bit... not there in the head?
It’s offensive to acknowledge reality
“My Truth”, something something, reality is a social construct, something something, why don’t LGBTQ people live past 60?
It is not as if we don't realize they're trans from a mile away. Even the ones who can "pass" are really obvious to anyone who is close enough to them to find out what name is on their credit card.
Don’t identify with their name? Wouldn’t it be more helpful for these people to not play along with their delusion? I remember at some point my parents stopped playing along with with my imaginary friends as a kid
I'm sure this is going to do wonders for criminals. Picture the blackest man walking up to a cash register with a credit card for "Samantha O'Hagan" and getting pissed that the cashier doubts that it's his. Suddenly a minimum wage goon is fired for trying to prevent some mugged chick taking credit fraud on top of the robbery, battery, and rape.
Samantha? They always pick the most feminine names. Tiffany. Scarlett. They believe it compensates for their five o'clock shadow.
No, I'm saying that some black guy is gonna mug a white girl and use her card without scruteny.
Ah, I see it now. But a black guy starting to call himself 'Samantha O'Toole' is so 'transgender'. They switch names almost as often as they attempt suicide. Edward McKinnon? No, Rachel McKinnon. No, Veronica IVy.
I can testify to that. Dude I was friends with for several years and an acquaintance with for a couple decades more decided that he was trans after several years of indoctrination by his local SJW clan. "She" is on at least "her" second name since deciding to go prancing around in dresses and grow "her" hair out, and I've stopped paying attention to "her" insanity.
I know of one exactly Transman, who genuinely experienced gender dysphoria, and lives happily now as a gay married man. He's basically gone hetro with extra steps, bobbed breasts, testosterone shots, & male pattern baldness for all. It's all a bit silly.
The rest of the Trans people I know have gone through multiple names, and it's hard to take them seriously...
MFW I have to learn a third new name to avoid them taking offense.
At least your acquaintance had the full dysphoria thing, which makes it more understandable. The guy I knew really strikes me more as a 'trender. He didn't transition until his late 30s, and never exhibited any signs of dysphoria prior to getting in with the SJW crowd. He was married, had two sons and a wife that loved him, and it looked like their life was good. When their kids got to the point where they were leaving high school, him and his wife got into the local chapter of the Society for Creative Anachronism. Apparently the local SCA was a hotbed for the LGBT community, and next thing I knew his whole demeanor was flipped over to "straight white men are the worst thing in the world". Not too long after that he went trans, his wife ended up throwing in the towel, and they're no longer together. I figure that if they'd never gotten mixed in with the SJW crowd dude might still be with his wife and not e-begging for rent money while living with his other 'trender friends.
Ivonna Humplots
Ivana Kucharokov (say it out loud)
Just spend 5 minutes searching on the Internet and research how to go through legal channels to change your name. Woke Capital is Late Stage Capitalism with a rainbow, trans and black flag painted over it.
I love how this is phrased. "The six foot 1 person in a blue wig slathered with more makeup than a stripper, whose shoulders bump against the racks, who walks with narrow hips, and a voice that sounds like someone mocking a chick, and an adam's apple that I can rest a quarter on, has the name "Shawn"??? What, this is a shocker, a shocker, could have been my own sister in front of me until I saw that detail!"
I think you're talking about this: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2qahpm
MasterCard is woke so that they can be used as a digital currency substitute in developing economies, and secure their position within the financial establishment.
They don't give a shit what they put on the card as long as you register yourself as one of their debt slaves.
Ride around the park at night, that where ours hangout
I knew that but the smart ass in me couldn't pass it up.
When they're not hanging out at the emergency room and the morgue, I assume?
But that takes time, time that can be spent thinking. Send in now, get that replacement asap!
Why must great concepts such as this be ruined by regressive leftist extremism.
I have one of these. What should my new name be?
Upidy McButt or Gimmy Iam Black or Shmelly Korncob
Should have been Troon Name®.
This is why I both use and invest in Visa.