Arguably the most infamous demand of The Communist Manifesto is the “abolition of the family.” The family, Marx and Engels noted, was where patriarchy and capitalism worked in tandem to produce willing, alienated workers, where women became little more than “instruments of production” for the men who lorded over them.
Inb4 a smart shitlord points out that there are many complications out there that prevent women from conceiving in the first place and how fucking insensitive this would be.
My mother specifically avoids complaining about her children to a certain friend because said friend flat out cannot ever have children. My mother knows this friend would without hesitation accept every single "problem" and "complaint" regardless of cost if it meant being able to have her own child.
Why not just use broodmare? It has less negative connotations.
Because that's the trademarked name of the grotto at the playboy mansion.
“Spawn more overlords”
I prefer "Infant Extruder", myself.
Because that involves a casing like a sausage. The casing comes off before birth most times. You can still use one to make it into sausage though.
Inb4 a smart shitlord points out that there are many complications out there that prevent women from conceiving in the first place and how fucking insensitive this would be.
My mother specifically avoids complaining about her children to a certain friend because said friend flat out cannot ever have children. My mother knows this friend would without hesitation accept every single "problem" and "complaint" regardless of cost if it meant being able to have her own child.
When being inclusive just dehumanizes.
Just say transvetite.
Incubators.
Fuck it. I'm no longer calling women women. They're now birthing pods. Let 'em sleep in this mess of a bed they made.
This...hear me....THIS... is peak clown world so far
By the time glowie shit becomes normie shit, the original fedposters won't be solving the problem grudgingly - they'll be doing it gleefully.
I prefer baby factories.
Birthing pods.
Sorry women, this is your problem. What, you want men to fix this for you? How about no and go fuck yourselves? You voted for this shit.
The Babylon Bee in real life.
Wouldn't the truly woke term be "Potential Heroic Abortion Recipient"?
I like that they use the phrase right after "women of color". Why didn't those bigots say birthing people of color?