This will go over well in China... yeah... chinese doesnt like lgbt stuff, especially a poc lgbt. And china is like the main audience for disney/movies these days.
Now I'm wondering if anyone's ever retold Cinderella with a "fairy godfather" who helps her dream come true, but demands that she repay the favour after she has married into royalty.
Fun fact, the original Cinderella story did not have a fairy godmother, it was the spirit of her dead mother that was helping her. I think Disney thought that would be to sad so they created the whimsical fairy godmother.
And in the original the stepsisters chopped off part of their feet so the slipper could fit. I recently got the original brothers Grimm fairy tales. A great buy.
Grimm fables and many stories and fables as such had very real and harsh realities that expressed human depravity. This of course was neutered when we decided children should not have to endure reality.
I have an old Grimm book as well, my grandma used to read to my mom from it. I doubt it is original though as I think the original should be in German but the book is ancient, falling apart, so as close to the original as I can get.
It makes for a great read to the children and is entertaining for me as well.
I have this old book that my grandma was reading stories from to my mom when she was a child and there is a lot of interesting stories. Now I'm reading them to my children.
For instance rapunzel is a sort of salad and the story has nothing to do with the Disney version, she is not a princess and her parents give her away to the witch as a payment for the father stealing a salad (rapunzel) from the witch. Is more of a moral story to teach girls to not get knocked up. The witch is not even that evil in the book. She wants to protect the child from the evil and corrupt world by keeping her in a tower. When she gets pregnant the witch kicks her out.
Alf Tales Cinderella parody episode has a Marlon Brando / Godfather Fairy Godmother. "Someday, and that day may never come, I may call on you to perform a service."
My brain does want to tell me that a sitcom did do this, once, as a parodic one-off, but won't suggest which one made in the past 80 years it might be. Only it was "Mr Friendly's Mafia Light", and maybe it was a dream segment?
A bunch of capital will be put into jobs for camera men, light technicians, makeup people, etc. The movie will flop. Market evolution, work for the working class, appropriate redistribution of wealth and the vacuum of appealing entertainment for new competitors to arise. It's all good, in the grand scheme of things. God be praised, let it perish.
The worse part is that they say there might be sequels. I can see it now: "Cinderella learns that she doesn't need a man to be happy and is, in fact, a lesbian. The prince, in recognition of how stunning and brave she is, abdicates so that she and her wife can be the kingdom's first LGBT and interracial monarchs."
I assume is for children, I would much rather have my kids watch the old Disney version then this. The last thing I want is more LGBTQP+ propaganda forced on children.
But he doesn't care about children. Having a child requires copulating with a female, and since they're all irrevocably eeeevil, that makes the children tainted as well. Fruit of a tainted tree and all that.
So he's going to die alone and bitter with no one to carry on his legacy. Why would he care if future generations get propaganda forced on them? No one he cares about is going to be around when the consequences of that pan out
I never called you an incel. You'd definitionally be a volcel.
Go cry about "tradcucks" some more. Just because you're too weak willed to keep a woman in line and raise a child properly doesn't mean everyone else is too
Having a child requires copulating with a female, and since they're all irrevocably eeeevil
I don't have to prove anything to you, but I had my fun, before China Flu took hold. I'm not someone who hasn't ever associated with women talking shit.
Keep a woman in line
The only reason she's "in line" is because she wants to be, it is beneficial to her at this point. The moment you step out of line with her, say hi to your lawyer for me and I'll try not to laugh at your crying.
This will go over well in China... yeah... chinese doesnt like lgbt stuff, especially a poc lgbt. And china is like the main audience for disney/movies these days.
Is done by Amazon not Disney
Amazon Prime Video isn't available in China. They make a joke about it on The Grand Tour, saying the show is available in every country, except China.
Now I'm wondering if anyone's ever retold Cinderella with a "fairy godfather" who helps her dream come true, but demands that she repay the favour after she has married into royalty.
Fun fact, the original Cinderella story did not have a fairy godmother, it was the spirit of her dead mother that was helping her. I think Disney thought that would be to sad so they created the whimsical fairy godmother.
And in the original the stepsisters chopped off part of their feet so the slipper could fit. I recently got the original brothers Grimm fairy tales. A great buy.
Grimm fables and many stories and fables as such had very real and harsh realities that expressed human depravity. This of course was neutered when we decided children should not have to endure reality.
I have an old Grimm book as well, my grandma used to read to my mom from it. I doubt it is original though as I think the original should be in German but the book is ancient, falling apart, so as close to the original as I can get.
It makes for a great read to the children and is entertaining for me as well.
It would be cool to see like an anime adaptation of the original stories.
I hadn't heard of that one. Compared to some of the other stories that Disney sanitised, Cinderella's dead mother helping her seems rather tame.
I have this old book that my grandma was reading stories from to my mom when she was a child and there is a lot of interesting stories. Now I'm reading them to my children. For instance rapunzel is a sort of salad and the story has nothing to do with the Disney version, she is not a princess and her parents give her away to the witch as a payment for the father stealing a salad (rapunzel) from the witch. Is more of a moral story to teach girls to not get knocked up. The witch is not even that evil in the book. She wants to protect the child from the evil and corrupt world by keeping her in a tower. When she gets pregnant the witch kicks her out.
Alf Tales Cinderella parody episode has a Marlon Brando / Godfather Fairy Godmother. "Someday, and that day may never come, I may call on you to perform a service."
My brain does want to tell me that a sitcom did do this, once, as a parodic one-off, but won't suggest which one made in the past 80 years it might be. Only it was "Mr Friendly's Mafia Light", and maybe it was a dream segment?
Family Ties?
A bunch of capital will be put into jobs for camera men, light technicians, makeup people, etc. The movie will flop. Market evolution, work for the working class, appropriate redistribution of wealth and the vacuum of appealing entertainment for new competitors to arise. It's all good, in the grand scheme of things. God be praised, let it perish.
Good God that picture. That might be the faggiest thing I've seen all week.
The worse part is that they say there might be sequels. I can see it now: "Cinderella learns that she doesn't need a man to be happy and is, in fact, a lesbian. The prince, in recognition of how stunning and brave she is, abdicates so that she and her wife can be the kingdom's first LGBT and interracial monarchs."
Bibbity Bobbety Bullshit.
Honestly think the idea is fun in a wink wink kinda way but woke cunts want to gyrate their asses for kids.
Think about the bright side : One less overpaid woman filled with hatred will be famous.
Replace all actresses with gay black men, who cares.
I assume is for children, I would much rather have my kids watch the old Disney version then this. The last thing I want is more LGBTQP+ propaganda forced on children.
But he doesn't care about children. Having a child requires copulating with a female, and since they're all irrevocably eeeevil, that makes the children tainted as well. Fruit of a tainted tree and all that.
So he's going to die alone and bitter with no one to carry on his legacy. Why would he care if future generations get propaganda forced on them? No one he cares about is going to be around when the consequences of that pan out
Please call me an incel some more, I'm sure it'll help make your point.
Who says I'm bitter? I just hate that a group of people has successfully convinced everyone that their supremacy is good for society.
I never called you an incel. You'd definitionally be a volcel.
Go cry about "tradcucks" some more. Just because you're too weak willed to keep a woman in line and raise a child properly doesn't mean everyone else is too
I don't have to prove anything to you, but I had my fun, before China Flu took hold. I'm not someone who hasn't ever associated with women talking shit.
The only reason she's "in line" is because she wants to be, it is beneficial to her at this point. The moment you step out of line with her, say hi to your lawyer for me and I'll try not to laugh at your crying.