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auroch 24 points ago +27 / -3

"Just let woke win, bro"

That's a no from me.

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auroch 31 points ago +31 / -0

Even blue staters have the pleasure and the duty to pump up the popular vote. Help us reject Clownworld. Vote Republican down the ballot.

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auroch 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just FYI, this stratification idea is how Soviet "democracy" worked. You would elect members to your local soviet, who would elect members of the regional soviet, and so on up to the Supreme Soviet.

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auroch 8 points ago +8 / -0

F in the chat for Peanut, unironically.

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auroch 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fair enough. You have a good night.

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auroch 1 point ago +1 / -0

Google has "game" defined as

a form of play or sport, especially a competitive one played according to rules and decided by skill, strength, or luck.

I mean, games of chance literally have "game" right in the title. Some gambling games, like poker, even have a high component of skill, even though chance plays a large role as well.

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auroch 1 point ago +1 / -0

I mean, by that logic, slot machines aren't a game, since there's no interactivity. I suppose there is a ruleset, but ultimately all it's doing is choosing what order the reels are in, or, in more modern machines, simply choosing some random numbers.

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auroch 1 point ago +1 / -0

Making choices is a core gameplay mechanic, though. I'm not huge into visual novels, but I have to imagine that at least some have or might have, say, RNG based skill checks or the like. Finally, I would absolutely consider Choose Your Own Adventure as a game. (Not a video game, of course, but still.) The Wiki article even calls it a "gamebook" in the opening paragraph.

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auroch 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would counter that they absolutely do have a gameplay loop. It's incredibly simple, but it's definitely there.

  1. Read text

  2. Make choice

  3. See 1

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auroch 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've recently finished playthroughs of Persona 5 Royal and Cyberpunk 2077. Also been playing Rocket League, Balatro, and Noita. I would recommend any of them. Even Cyberpunk was pretty good after the big patch.

Edit: I will say that Cyberpunk has some whiffs of wokeness. For example, any given V will have exactly two romance options: one gay and one straight. You can also turn yourself into the ultimate gender bent monstrosity if you wish. Now, this stuff makes sense within the Cyberpunk world, so it's not as egregious to me, but it's still worth mentioning.

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auroch 19 points ago +19 / -0

If the polls underestimated Trump by 3-7 points -- as they did in 2016 and 2020 -- then we're looking at a Trump landslide, including flipping places like Virginia and New Hampshire. Cheating could absolutely still be in play, so if you're reading this, fucking vote. Best case scenario, do you want to tell your grandkids that you were too lazy to participate in history?

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auroch 1 point ago +1 / -0

they still tell us that it works

Until recently.

brainwashing

Works best when people actually watch your propaganda.

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auroch 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, but it did make over a billion at the box office. It doesn't belong with the rest of these, imho.

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auroch 1 point ago +1 / -0

You have a point, but for as huge of a budget as it has, I feel confident putting it solidly in the flop category.

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auroch 1 point ago +1 / -0

doubt that anyone buys that pitch

The New York Times was running pieces saying that it works as recently as January of this year. In the last month or so, they've been saying that it doesn't, true, but admitting that is a new development.

do what we tell you to do or we'll make sure that no one invests in your company anymore.

OK, but that has to go hand in hand with at least some profits. Colossal losses time after time are not what anyone had in mind.

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auroch 3 points ago +3 / -0

You're thinking of Inside Out 2, which apparently was not woke and did almost 1.7 billion(!) at the box office. That could definitely land on the "unwoke projects doing well" list along with Top Gun: Maverick.

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auroch 2 points ago +2 / -0

To some degree, but that's not the pitch that people get. "Be more Inclusive(TM) and you'll bring in the Modern Audience(TM)!" is much more compelling than "basically every product you make will flop from now on, but don't worry, huge Wall Street firms will still pump money into your company until they decide not to."

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auroch 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm pretty sure they aren't, but I'll stick a question mark on that one, just in case. Oh, and I forgot about Velma.

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auroch 2 points ago +2 / -0

Apparently it has not, and a Season 3 is in the works.

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auroch 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not the game, but the Pixar movie that grossed just $142M worldwide.

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auroch 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yep, totally agreed. Man, Amazon and Netflix have put out some godawful flops.

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auroch 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks, I never even heard about that one.

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