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Vivs3rdSock 3 points ago +4 / -1

Change the post credits scene to Gary Plauché.

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Vivs3rdSock 4 points ago +5 / -1

So she is retarded. She wanted to stab the guy, but didn't understand that stabbing kills people and isn't some "shoot them in the legs to not kill" nonsense you can pull.

There are plenty of places you can stab someone and it isn't fatal, the hands being a very easy example. What is retarded about the idea of trying to disable someone with a knife is that they rarely, if ever, let you. Too many idiots watch too much media and think stabbing, or shooting, someone and only injuring them is easy when completely forgetting the points that when it's done in media it's very often a very, very skilled character doing so in part to show off just how much control they have in the situation. Shooting to injure/incapacitate generally still comes with some distance between you and the target. Knifes being the melee weapons they are mean you're at risk of reprisals when trying to do anything, including losing the knoife [this was a typo, I'm keeping it], and then being stabbed yourself!

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Vivs3rdSock 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Told you it was an accident, look at those typos! Who doesn't capitalise the start of a sentence or end it with a period. Pfft, imagine what could have happened if it wasn't an accident!"

Then, one day...

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Vivs3rdSock 9 points ago +9 / -0

Trump will improve a lot of things, even if he's not perfect.

Nooooo, don't you understand? If he's not personally firing up the ovens then he's obviously just another puppet to the world powers! He's going to do door-to-door and shoot everyones dog, steal all their Christmas presents, and shit in their covfefe machines!

🙄

He will ofc drink the covfefe first because that's a lot of machines to shit in so he's going to need all the throughput assistance he can.

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Vivs3rdSock 13 points ago +13 / -0

That makes up his underpants. Gotta keep them close.

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Vivs3rdSock 9 points ago +9 / -0

He can generously offer that flag to the women who are now going to be turned into walking blankets, just like every other country "supported" by the CIA USA.

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Vivs3rdSock 11 points ago +11 / -0

Totally not just bought 5 minutes ago from the nearest Wallmart.

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Vivs3rdSock 5 points ago +5 / -0

But it will be nigh impossible to deport entire family units

I just want to shitpost with this meme more than anything right now.

https://i.imgur.com/nyJds.gif

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Vivs3rdSock 9 points ago +9 / -0

freedom fries

There's so much more added irony on this now since those are Belgian.

The country is one of the six founding members of the European Union, and its capital, Brussels, is the de facto capital of the European Union itself, hosting the official seats of the European Commission, the Council of the European Union, and the European Council, as well as one of two seats of the European Parliament (the other being Strasbourg).

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Vivs3rdSock 13 points ago +13 / -0

If the third book doesn't have him kill that smary twat from the university that kept trying to sabotage him then I have no idea why it's called "The Kingkiller Chronicles", because IIRC that twat was royalty and there's no other buildup that makes sense in the first two books. And calling them two books is generous since the second more or less just tells the same story of "MC fucks around and learns to use wind magic at the end".

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Vivs3rdSock 5 points ago +5 / -0

It felt the the Mass Effect 3 Citadel DLC trying to fix various issues with the original ending that was released.

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Vivs3rdSock 4 points ago +4 / -0

that allow cripples to sprint faster than with normal legs

Doesn't let them outrun the law, however!

Roses are Red, Violets are Glorious, Never sneak up, on Oscar Pistorius!

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Vivs3rdSock 5 points ago +5 / -0

just how lowly they cheapened bending in general

All the sports matches felt woefully underpowered for what even basic soldiers were doing during the time of Aang trying to cross the world.

They even added in fatigue like some video game mechanic...

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Vivs3rdSock 12 points ago +12 / -0

who is the one on the right supposed to be if not Zelensky?

Mr Snrub.

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Vivs3rdSock 12 points ago +12 / -0

big shot

He was only a CEO, rather than anyone actually famous who might have warranted actual security despite the evidently extremely antagonistic parties currently blogging about this and not losing any sleep over his death.

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Vivs3rdSock 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sounds like you should wife her.

As for that period of time there's always 'Allo, 'Allo!, and Goodnight Sweetheart.

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Vivs3rdSock 29 points ago +29 / -0

His father had been imprisoned by authorities for leading a labour uprising and his mother had been exiled to Siberia

lol, sounds like he learned nothing from the experience

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Vivs3rdSock 24 points ago +24 / -0

My first question when reading the thread title was going to be: How soon in the trailer does a black guy appear?

Answer: Literally the thumbnail 🤡🌍

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