They will not leave you alone if they exist, they are not capable of it.
At least when Jehovah's Witnesses come around to prosthelytize I can shut the door or off them some coffee or energy drinks and they'll go away.
These alphabetpedo cultists do NOT stop.
When ''Samurai Pizza Cats'' was dubbed to English the dub team never received a script and presumably didn't speak enough Japanese to translate it by ear. They ended up making a gag dub which was extremely well received. The gag dub made its way back to Japan redubbed in to Japanese, and was extremely well received over there.
Many such cases. One happened just a few months prior.
If you're going to lie like that then we're clearly done here.