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Soup_Navy_Admiral 5 points ago +6 / -1

Oh, I know it's their sell and not their practice, but I do enjoy calling any religion out on its hypocrisy, especially one that goes on about "the burning times" but can't keep to the doctrines it was talking about last week.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 1 point ago +2 / -1

I'm sorry, I was going to read the article but then I noticed those heels and my brain stopped processing.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 18 points ago +19 / -1

When I was in my 20s the first fucking thing every last "witch" would tell you about their faith was the Wiccan Rede:

An ye harm none, do what ye will.

What the fuck happened?

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 12 points ago +13 / -1

Deus vult.

As someone once said to me, "If you force me into a corner bad enough that my only choices are either committing mass murder or being murdered myself, which do you think I'm going to pick?"

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 15 points ago +17 / -2

I love them with all of my heart.

All my grandparents are dead. I never even knew three of them. Please give yours a hug for me if you get the chance.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 8 points ago +9 / -1

Isn't the election in a few days? Taking a chance on it aging not like milk but like milk left out in the sun.

(Edit: Just realized. November, not October, so a few weeks not days. Damn ferrigners commenting on American politics....)

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 5 points ago +6 / -1

But a Catholic justice would be the end of the world.

(Who sticks rosary beads up their sleeve?)

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 6 points ago +7 / -1

Not that I trust this kind of search but... "Dick Costolo net worth"

Dick Costolo is an American businessman who has a net worth of $300 million dollars.

If it's off by two orders of magnitude he's still a millionaire. For most of us having 1% of the money people guess we have means starving and homeless.

If he gets an invite to come do commentary at the executions it'll just be so he delivers himself to the wall. Read just the first ten pages of The Gulag Archipelago, that's exactly the sort of thing they'd do if they thought it'd work.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 6 points ago +7 / -1

Yeah, Nova Scotia only gave in when Pete Luckett ingeniously loopholed the "convenience stores can open Sunday, drugstores and supermarkets can't" law so hard it made the government look like idiots.

Simply put, he split his one supermarket up into sixish smaller legal entities, each one independently fitting under the rules for a convenience store (and all of them outsourcing their money-handling duties to the one store at the door that had no product but all the cash registers). As I recall the province dragged him into court but he won, because he was following the letter of the law precisely. It caused a slew of imitators, notably drugstores who'd just cordon off whatever floor space made them not a convenience store every Saturday evening (the rules were a description of what made a convenience store that could open Sundays, not a specific legal designation or a permanent state, so there was nothing stopping them from simply flagging X retail space as "not retail space" and just not selling the stuff in it on Sunday). It became so common the government had to relent.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 39 points ago +40 / -1

Note the bit above about voice acting. I think he's going all in on that one and you almost have to be a woke little prig in that business these days.

Gaming news is his route to fame, his subs his stepping stone.

(Not saying it's going to work, mind.)

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 23 points ago +23 / -0

Dunno, this sure feels like 1984....

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 13 points ago +14 / -1

For 50 Shades, at least, I have been told cucumbers were found.

Used cucumbers.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 40 points ago +41 / -1

It's almost like they thrive off their conceptualized fear and then continue to make horrible choices due to the feelings.

The hottest-selling book of all time is about a woman who enters into an abusive relationship with a rich, attractive man who covers his abuse with a thin veneer of misapplied BDSM terms to justify it.

It wasn't men buying it.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 15 points ago +16 / -1

a link to your profile

That you think all dating exists within an app tells me more about the impending 'conversation' than it should.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 16 points ago +17 / -1

Oh, that's why he looks familiar! He was in that Unus Annus video someone linked me to, I think. It was like fifteen minutes of two guys listening to BDSM-themed audio and giggling like ten year olds that just found grandpa's Playboy stash.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 5 points ago +6 / -1

Retired Admiral Riker's Cooking

Congrats on making the first Trek pitch in years I'd actually watch.

(Edit: That's not entirely snark, either. When I grew up I watched cooking shows like Stephen Yan's Wok With Yan and Graham Kerr's The Galloping Gourmet. I'm used to the host being an entertainer and something of a character in his own right, even if only in the same way a stand-up comic onstage is a character. An entirely fictional character hosting a cooking show is actually a novel enough idea that I'd definitely watch it at least once.)

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 5 points ago +6 / -1

41 percent of all LGBT folx commit suicide.

(What, that's only one of the letters? Funny, you'd think that was the only letter, the way some "folx" act. The rest are the cheering section.)

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 7 points ago +8 / -1

"experiments socialists learned from".

Sooo.... Mengele did nothing wrong?

Even putting aside the fact that we have historical proof demonstrating that socialists don't learn shit from previous socialist regimes, there's pretty solid proof that humans in general don't learn from previous generations. Besides the obvious conclusion of combining "Those who don't learn from history are condemned to repeat it." with "History repeats itself." there's things like:

Six mistakes mankind keeps making century after century:
Believing that personal gain is made by crushing others;
Worrying about things that cannot be changed or corrected;
Insisting that a thing is impossible because we cannot accomplish it;
Refusing to set aside trivial preferences;
Neglecting development and refinement of the mind;
Attempting to compel others to believe and live as we do.”

― Marcus Tullius Cicero

Two thousand years later and the man still ain't wrong.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 35 points ago +36 / -1

Somewhere, a gnarled old church lady is fuming at the wokescolds, realizing the only thing that kept her from everything she wanted was the media not being on her side.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 16 points ago +17 / -1

It is to honor Patrick Kimmons, 27, who was killed by Portland Police after shooting two people & aiming his handgun at cops in 2018.

Says something about the fucks when this is the kind of person they think is honorable.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 32 points ago +33 / -1

Thank God he's not in the running for a demanding and somewhat chaotic job that sometimes won't allow for regular breaks.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 16 points ago +17 / -1

Laci Green

That's her name! I completely forgot and could not dredge it up.

... damn it, my years of completely forgetting about Laci Green are over.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 30 points ago +32 / -2

TDS is a helluva drug.

Disease.

Drug?

Can it be both?

(Ah, I remember the days when he was fooling around with whatsherface and everyone was afraid he'd go full SJW for the pussy....)

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