Yeah.

I'm pretty sure Perry's father was a speech writer (or whatever) for Trudeau Sr.

I always liked: 'Bake me a pie, bitch.'

Considering where he lived and what his lifestyle was, I love the fact that the suspect is likely either black or gay.

I haven't read any articles... do they have a suspect yet?

Yeah. Her face looks like a chewed caramel.

Tough to look at and take seriously.

And all with a minority government. We're truly fucked.

This should be a Babylon Bee headline.