Those polygons hit the imagination sweet spot for me as a teenager.

"Backyard pokers" you mean. I hear they are next on the banning list after zombie knives, ninja swords, and space lasers.

Flat stones will now be banned. Special licenses will be needed to posses high-grit sandpaper as well.

A general ban on sticks longer than 3 inches is in effect. Being in posession of a sharpened stick, known as a "backyard poker," is a jailable offense.

Residents were heard calling for bans on backyard pokers following the successful bans of zombie knives, ninja swords, and Roman salutes.

He'll feel at home in California.

And deer like to try jumping into your car as it is moving, so watch for those.

100% if you find you are in an area of mostly or all blacks, calmly but immediately leave. Don't freak out, just leave. Treat the situation like you're staring at a mountain lion or bear. Don't run or act like food and it won't treat you like food.

Also, watch out for bears and mountian lions.

Why did I even watch that?

Unironically, Jesus and Hitler had a lot in common.