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MegoThor 7 points ago +8 / -1

I haven't had sex without paying for it in 2.5 years.

You’ve never had sex without paying for it one way or another.

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MegoThor 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’m picturing a Monty Python skit where the lads hide in a bush and wait for an unsuspecting garden to pass by.

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MegoThor 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why not? Maybe they can all go to Hell that much faster.

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MegoThor 20 points ago +20 / -0

The worst Mary Jane ever.

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MegoThor 3 points ago +3 / -0

Huh. When Osama bin Laden died the mainstream media assured me that burial at sea was one of Islam’s most revered practices.

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MegoThor 1 point ago +1 / -0

Rappers love money which leftists distinctly lack.

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MegoThor 7 points ago +7 / -0

They’re poking the Bear right now in Ukraine.

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MegoThor 3 points ago +3 / -0

Any white farmers left should burn their farms and flee the country.

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MegoThor 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s even good advice for women seeing as the lie to themselves as much, if not more, as they do to men.

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MegoThor 6 points ago +6 / -0

Just like their careers, a woman’s chores involve staying indoors vs. being out in the heat or cold getting dirty.

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MegoThor 13 points ago +13 / -0

February O’Kneel

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MegoThor 8 points ago +8 / -0

That contractor? Albert Einstein.

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MegoThor 8 points ago +9 / -1

Sounds like he should be running for office in Israel.

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MegoThor 13 points ago +13 / -0

“Can’t afford to go to Mandatory University? The armed forces will help you pay for that!”

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MegoThor 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ok. Now apply that to all politicians and public servants such as police officers and postal workers.

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MegoThor 4 points ago +4 / -0

Tomorrow’s Daily Bugle headline, Ukraine-Man; Hero or Menace?

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