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I_Bent_My_Wookiee 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm going to start giving myself awards for never sexually harassing anyone as well, and then post it on social media. First I must get social media. They have that at Walmart, right?

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I_Bent_My_Wookiee 1 point ago +2 / -1

You're clearly too young and too stupid to know about his tenure.

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I_Bent_My_Wookiee 3 points ago +3 / -0

ALSO: The Iran hostage crisis, which went on for YEARS (November 4, 1979 to their release on January 20, 1981) and was only resolved because Reagan was elected and came into office.

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I_Bent_My_Wookiee 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kingsman 1: Colin Firth vs Westboro Baptist Church

To the tune of "Freebird" by Lynrd Skynrd. HELL YEAH!

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I_Bent_My_Wookiee 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm just worried about city dwellers dictating policy for the entire State

Perfect example...look at the voting habits of Illinois. One city dictates the direction for the entire state. Anything outside Chicago and the collar counties are blue, the rest of the state is red.

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I_Bent_My_Wookiee 7 points ago +7 / -0

(((THE MESSAGE!)))

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I_Bent_My_Wookiee 4 points ago +4 / -0

If it's less than 50, I demand to be legally allowed to hunt her for sport.

This is the only situation where I would support poaching

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I_Bent_My_Wookiee 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think it's unlikely they have assaulted over thirty people between them.

Seriously. Thirty people SA'd are just rookie numbers...

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I_Bent_My_Wookiee 2 points ago +2 / -0

Black dude's face looks like a CalArts animation rendered by AI to be as close to human as possible.

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I_Bent_My_Wookiee 5 points ago +5 / -0

"If You Could See The Things I've Seen, You Wouldn't Try To Stop Me!"

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I_Bent_My_Wookiee 2 points ago +2 / -0

I watched the whole podcast. Marc has a very distracting habit of audibly inhaling through his nose.
Other than that, it was an enjoyable podcast. Enlightening.

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I_Bent_My_Wookiee 2 points ago +2 / -0

Those snappy Hugo Boss uniforms are what did it for me!

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I_Bent_My_Wookiee 4 points ago +4 / -0

They would never Steve Bannon themselves

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I_Bent_My_Wookiee 2 points ago +2 / -0

The quizzes are user generated

Looks like the subversion is complete

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I_Bent_My_Wookiee 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was thinking "Huh, maybe my electrical bill will go down some..." Silly me.

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I_Bent_My_Wookiee 18 points ago +18 / -0

Oh really? Is that how Y'ALL feel? Y'ALL don't like it? Well then why don't Y'ALL fund and produce Y'ALL's own movie? Y'ALL don't like that idea, do Y'ALL?

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I_Bent_My_Wookiee 3 points ago +3 / -0

Your wife has some nice tits!

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I_Bent_My_Wookiee 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm still in the 'burbs of Chicago, and I am happy to say I haven't "been downtown" since the previous millennium

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