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I_Bent_My_Wookiee 1 point ago +1 / -0

Those snappy Hugo Boss uniforms are what did it for me!

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I_Bent_My_Wookiee 4 points ago +4 / -0

They would never Steve Bannon themselves

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I_Bent_My_Wookiee 2 points ago +2 / -0

The quizzes are user generated

Looks like the subversion is complete

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I_Bent_My_Wookiee 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was thinking "Huh, maybe my electrical bill will go down some..." Silly me.

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I_Bent_My_Wookiee 18 points ago +18 / -0

Oh really? Is that how Y'ALL feel? Y'ALL don't like it? Well then why don't Y'ALL fund and produce Y'ALL's own movie? Y'ALL don't like that idea, do Y'ALL?

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I_Bent_My_Wookiee 3 points ago +3 / -0

Your wife has some nice tits!

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I_Bent_My_Wookiee 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm still in the 'burbs of Chicago, and I am happy to say I haven't "been downtown" since the previous millennium

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I_Bent_My_Wookiee 1 point ago +1 / -0

Guess I'm making salt pork

(Suddenly a wild Gimli appears) Salted Pork??? /drool

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I_Bent_My_Wookiee 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sooooo...you're saying the Knights of Nee were also trannies? 'Cause those degenerates hate being called an "it" too...

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I_Bent_My_Wookiee 2 points ago +2 / -0

It wasn't even a close election. Trump beat her handily; there wasn't even a moment during the counting where she was ahead of him.

She didn't even beat Joe Biden's numbers (by county). https://archive.ph/97zBA

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I_Bent_My_Wookiee 1 point ago +1 / -0

"YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWWWWWWUUUURRR!" -same aunt, five glasses in...

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I_Bent_My_Wookiee 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nope, gen x is already more conservative than the boomers.

Sshhhhhhh! Gen X-er's like me enjoy being forgotten about! It let's me lurk at the periphery and observe the stupidity all around us without being swept up in it.

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I_Bent_My_Wookiee 2 points ago +2 / -0

No! You are a heretic! The proper comparison should be:

Apple Jacks>Cap’n Crunch OOPS ALL BERRIES!>fruit loops

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I_Bent_My_Wookiee 3 points ago +3 / -0

Republican red (In the middle of suburban (Deep Blue) Chicago)

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I_Bent_My_Wookiee 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't have to (but I'd like to!). A nod and a smile is all that is needed!

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I_Bent_My_Wookiee 8 points ago +8 / -0

you guys voted a fascist and convicted felon into office

I VOTED FOR THE FELON!

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I_Bent_My_Wookiee 4 points ago +4 / -0

My HR Director texted me last night. She said I have to wear red for work.
(There are quite a few people wearing red today. We are the secret society!)

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I_Bent_My_Wookiee 17 points ago +17 / -0

Well, at least she has some nice titties. You can enjoy those on your way down...

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