If you're going to Hell, bring a friend.
Or collect grocery carts.
For all the talk that robotaxis are Just Around the Corner™, no one has yet to automate this simple problem.
His maid service won't arrive until tomorrow.
We've hit a brick wall when it comes to automation. Even Walmart is going back to wagie cashiers with how rampant shoplifting is. There's no more road to kick the can down anymore; corpos will have to eat the inflation shit sandwich.
Government Efficiency is an oxymoron.
Nice to see Elon's autistic brain still finds that (figuratively and literally) dead meme funny. DOGE is slightly less retarded than renaming Twitter "X".
We're going to need metric units of rape with how fucking wishy-washy the definition is now, like 18 gigarapes.
Airport audience in shambles.
Reminder that AI is supposed to render humanity redundant and the stock market priced all this in.
Not even then. We just have more tools to break the gaslighting now.
Russians Hungry, But Not Starving
Autism is right. Mauler went on an hours-long rant at Synthetic Man for calling God of War: Ragnarok woke and calling out Mauler for missing all the woke shit in it.
I found it suspicious that BP immediately went on a public relations/damage control blitz all over cable TV, instead of using that money to just clean the spill up.
I just think it's funny that the party of 'tax the rich...and the middle class...and everyone else' whine about how tariffs are taxes, and will increase prices, and how taxing them will just trickle down to the consumers.
It's funny when even Keynesian economics requires tax increases to make that bag of shit work; government borrows and spend when times are bad, and taxes and repays the debt when times are good.
Of course, no one actually does that, which is why the US economy is a series of bubbles, deficits, and ever-increasing inflation.
"Oi m8, turn left 'ere, guv."
What are the chances she does rentoid things when you do remind her, like punch holes in drywall or steal all your plumbing fixtures?
Do the feds have a Korean weapons smuggler to trade?
Oh, now the military finds its conscience after decades of Just Following Orders™.
Just substitute butter with seed oil slop like the Consumer Price Index and you won't see any inflation.
We have Kabuki theater today, except the stage is the US Capitol.
Oh boy! Here comes the Republican recession, right on schedule. Only Democrats are allowed to have good economies.
Ducks rape so much that the females evolved clockwise spiral vaginas to foil their rapists' (plural) counterclockwise cocks. I wouldn't take the behavior of fucking birds to be indicative of anything regarding humans.
Most winter storms don't happen until around February. OP will be fine.
Highly educated, media-literate people here, folks.
When you have zero-percent interest rates for so long, there's no reason not to buy out your competition with borrowed money.
I'm glad I don't have to see dipshits crying about muh Electoral College and "land/trees/corn doesn't vote" in my timeline now that Trump won both the EC and popular vote.
Men are visual creatures; women are emotional creatures. It's not enough to watch a woman getting fucked on a screen; she needs to how the main character feels about getting fucked.