Movember also gets the usual bitching about how women are the Real Victims™ of prostate cancer. They lose their husbands, brothers, and sons, after all.
the Komen foundation was notorious for essentially money laundering their donations into their “expenses”
I recall they tried to trademark the color pink.
Wowie zowie, I wonder why no one likes public transportation, including the city degenerates forced to use it.
Every fed agency wants to be the hero and get a juicy budget increase.
The income tax was sold to normies as something only The Rich™ would pay, and that tariffs disproportionately hurt The Poor™. That lasted for a hot minute until the rest of us plebs had to pay income tax too.
Now we have articles on how Trump's tariffs will "punish The Poor™".
Second verse, same as the first.
I can't afford bread, but look at my gainz! Diamond hands!
That painting where the angel John Wilkes Booth shot the devil Lincoln was pretty based too.
So are corporate taxes, but that doesn't stop leftoids from demanding companies pay their Fair Share™.
The scary part was the Founding Fathers thought the Bill of Rights as a whole was unnecessary because it was self-evident.
One of the biggest lies told was that poverty creates crime. It's the other way around: Crime creates poverty.
You can scratch out a meager existence, but not when you have subhuman animals steal and destroy what little wealth you've built up.
The two options are "correction" (crash) or building the economy to match the high markets.
There's a third option, hyperinflation, but the USD's status as the world's reserve currency lets the US export most of its inflation.
Well, it used to, until the US weaponized the Dollar against Russia, creating a scramble to the exit by the BRICS countries.
But how will I shop like a billionaire now?
I got an email from my broker telling me not to panic sell and Stay the Course™, which means shit's about to get real.
Wake me up when the dip turns into a crater.
Ancient Japanese in desperate times would carry their elderly parents to the nearby mountain and leave them to die.
It's a damning indictment of women when they admit the only thing of value they bring are their holes.
Will the Community Relations Service stick its arm up the local police's ass like a hand puppet this time, or did DOGE cut its funding?
Can't wait for the Netflix special where Black™ high school football star gets stabbed by a crazy whitoid.
It's always daughters, never a son. Gotta activate those protector instincts in simps.
Trust me, your daughters won't be contributing to rebuilding Ukraine, even if the war wasn't a lost cause. Rebuilding requires men, and the ones with any attachment to Ukrainian dirt are all dead.
But it doesn't work (even a little bit) in practice. Selfishness and abuse of power are baked into the human psyche. The 1960s was rife with failed communes, proving even small scale implementation fails.
Anyone who was forced to share with siblings knows it doesn't even work in the smallest social unit.
It's also why war crimes aren't real, just a fancy humiliation ritual against the losers.
Kid should've saved up and donated a building. Harvard would've given him an honorary degree.
Until they discover he was racist, in which case they'll rescind the degree and rename the building after a black tranny or some shit.
Self-cleaning oven.
Officers are glorified politicians, especially colonel and up. With that in mind, Colonel Cheesy Gordita Crunch is representative of the job.