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GeneralBoobs 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bet they were wishing they could blame this on the merger too like they did those other shitshows that got lost due to murky licensing rights.

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GeneralBoobs 1 point ago +1 / -0

Evergrande 2, you say?

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GeneralBoobs 13 points ago +13 / -0

And then he stepped on the little old lady and the war orphans as he picked up the change I tried to give them. And then he cackled with glee as he heard their fingers snap. He's just so evil and mean. It was all I could afford and he took it from them. I was ever so scared!

Give me a fucking break. This man is a piece of shit. I don't care that he kept his state open, one good act does not a saint make.

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GeneralBoobs 5 points ago +5 / -0

How else will you get people to give you their money unless you are blowing them?

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GeneralBoobs 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Kerenia brevis and Mandy's free-bleeding were only the second and third worst Red Tides to hit Florida in November 2022."

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GeneralBoobs 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Since I'm a poor black trans woman, I've not many advantages in life. May I at least have the privilege of your company?"

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GeneralBoobs 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lenovo will soon file for bankruptcy protection.

FTFY!

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GeneralBoobs 9 points ago +9 / -0

These are not the Irish. These are the pussies left after the Irish were deported.

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GeneralBoobs 2 points ago +2 / -0

Of course. They care only for the appearance of virtuosity, not the enactment of it.

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GeneralBoobs 6 points ago +6 / -0

4chan memes are unstoppable.

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GeneralBoobs 9 points ago +9 / -0

Notorious hacker 4chan, do your thing.

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GeneralBoobs 12 points ago +12 / -0

Where are the african ceos? I was promised diversity by these publishers, they owe us african ceos!

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GeneralBoobs 1 point ago +1 / -0

No, because China was never built up. That is why they are not a threat. It's like being growled at by a toothless dog.

China has strategic weapons they cannot use. They have no money. They have no economic success. They have no control over the world economic system. They are losing control of the monopolies they once held. They are unable to meet demands for rare earth elements. They cannot keep their factories operating. Their food resources are failing. They are barely able to supply themselves with weapons, and those rarely work as intended. This is all because they never invested in the resources and understanding of what made the western world the powers that be, they simply bought a few pieces of technology and built some tofu dreg cities and claimed to be a super power.

While America is the fat bitch on the mobility scooter with diamonds, we are still more than capable of kicking everyone's ass before we die of a massive coronary. We just won't because it means getting off the rascal and breaking a sweat.

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GeneralBoobs 2 points ago +2 / -0

What about the other vegetable from Pennsylvania?

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GeneralBoobs 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pussy Passed Away. They needed to look like they are doing something. In these instances, what is the point of doing anything? Just cart the bodies away and point to it as to why you don't do drugs. Let them all OD and pass. Drugs are not something you do, it's Darwinism for the modern era.

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GeneralBoobs 2 points ago +2 / -0

The police are now suing him for emotional distress.

Faggots are angry they got shown for being the LARPing fags they are. This is why you don't blindly support the police. Fuck these fags.

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GeneralBoobs 2 points ago +2 / -0

Accenture slashes

Oops. Call centers and IT deparments just got more overworked.

NPR to fire 10%

Where's the liberal audience they cater to to save them? Oh, right, Commies don't donate and/or have no money.

LA parents don't know what to do during teacher strike

"Don't you have some drugs to sell? God damn, man, your uncle was shot 6 times by the time he was your age!"

A principal in Florida was fired for not telling parents the 6th graders would be looking at the statue of David. The full frontal thing.

This is one thing the Simpsons got right. Make them see it and appreciate it for the art that it is. This is what art looks like. At 6th grade, they've gotten 3 years of sex ed, there's no more mystery about a statue's penis.

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