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FromTheShadows 5 points ago +5 / -0

He didn't warn Billy, but I think that was because he was also unaware of the damage to the clock.

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FromTheShadows 1 point ago +1 / -0

My mistake, I meant Wilds, not Frontier. That's the new game coming up.

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FromTheShadows 3 points ago +3 / -0

Saints Row: The Third - GTA-like that allows you to make your own character and change their appearance at any time. It's good fun, especially in coop.

You can do that in 2 and 4 as well.

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FromTheShadows 3 points ago +3 / -0

Might want to tell us what platforms you, I mean your friend is playing on.

Gravity Rush 1 and 2. A pair of open world games where you play as a superheroine with power over gravity. She's cute, and there are a number of costumes you can acquire and dress her up in. Because she spends a lot of her time in the air, this means you can see her skirt flapping around (if she's wearing one), and you should know what that means. Especially when one of her costumes is that of 2B, who wears a thong leotard under her dress.

Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night. Spiritual successor to Castlevania where you play as a sexy huntress. She can acquire an ability that allows her to shapeshift into a demon that looks suspiciously like a Playboy bunny, and is broken as hell.

Monster Hunter World and Rise. Make a female characters as sexy as you want her to be, then dress her up in any number of potentially revealing suits of armor. Though it might be worth waiting for Monster Hunter: Frontier Wilds instead, which is coming out in a couple of months.

Resident Evil 2 and 3 Remake. Claire and Jill are as hot as always, there are plenty of attractive costumes to get for them, and even sexier ones to mod in if you're on PC.

Tormented Souls. Survival-horror game designed as something of a successor to the original Resident Evil games. You play as a woman who dresses like a biker chick.

Lollipop Chainsaw. You're a chainsaw-wielding cheerleader cutting a bloody swath through zombies wrecking havoc through the town. If the midriff-baring uniform doesn't do it for you, then maybe the other skimpier costumes you can unlock will.

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FromTheShadows 4 points ago +5 / -1

'Cept that made Mass Effect a shitty RPG all around. There's no point in deciding what action you think is best on a case by case basis because you get punished for not committing to one side or the other on the morality meter. So you just choose whatever aligns with your current playthrough without needing to think or even read the already truncated dialogue options. Seriously, Mass Effect might as well have started by asking if you wanted to be a Paragon or Renegade and just decided everything from there.

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FromTheShadows 3 points ago +3 / -0

She's in a bathrobe, but yeah, that's the very end of the second game. It's completely pointless to the narrative, as the bad guys were already defeated and the artifact was recovered. It's just there to give you one last victory lap with all your weapons and do some teasing fanservice (even ending with Lara heading off to take a shower when it's all done, but not before shooting the camera out). And probably because the devs ran out of time to actually write and animate a proper conclusion, so they just threw one joke level together and called it quits.

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FromTheShadows 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sadly, neither is happening. Both franchises are too popular and have too much brand loyalty, especially from dumbass normies who'll preorder every mainstream product without a second thought. GTA is so huge that it can get by just on inertia alone. And as for Witcher...Cyberpunk might have destroyed CDPR's credibility for a time, but everyone's now convinced they totes redeemed themselves and can do no wrong again.

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FromTheShadows 9 points ago +9 / -0

TLoU2 had a long and tumultuous development cycle, where they burned and cycled through workers at a rapid pace, getting to the point where every game animator in L.A. outright refused to have any more dealings with Naughty Dog. With that in mind, I wouldn't be surprised if they bloated the budget to insane levels that would have needed to sell something like 10 million copies just to break even. Heck, ND was working on a multiplayer spinoff that was abruptly canceled in 2023, which says to me TLoU2 didn't meet expectations. That, or they burned through all their talent and have no one left to make such a game.

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FromTheShadows 7 points ago +7 / -0

I dunno about that. They're ruled by a massive network of unelected bureaucrats that care more about maintaining the positions of their dynasties than in doing right for the people, as well as a cartel that monopolizes all technology and stifles any and all attempts to improve, innovate, or even properly understand it.

(Notice how I didn't say anything about the Inquisition or military).

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FromTheShadows 9 points ago +9 / -0

"Das right!"

Always proving the stereotypes right. And considering she keeps on repeating him, it's clear she doesn't have an independent thought in her head.

"We need sum black VIGIL-An-Tees!"

You already have black vigilantes. They're called gangbangers and they tend to kill other gangbangers. Alongside anyone else who gets caught in the crossfire. And whoever else they damn well feel like. And unlike white people like Penny, they don't have the courts brought against them.

People wanna KILL US for BEING LOUD?!!

You know what? FUCK YOU. Too many people in your fucking race think it's okay to yell at the top of their lungs all the fucking time so that every person on the block can hear every detail of their useless conversations, including every profanity, insult, slur, and threat. It's not enough that a good percentage of the black population are criminals responsible for more than half of all crime in the country; they also need to have some BASIC FUCKING MANNERS drilled into them! To say nothing of how the fucktard was loudly THREATENING to kill people. But I have a feeling even if this dirtbag knew that, he wouldn't care.

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FromTheShadows 33 points ago +33 / -0

One, no one has ever called out to this fat bitch.

Two, if a guy who looked like that (admittedly we can't see his face, but I assume he's pretty good-looking) did call out a woman, she'd giggle excitedly. Especially a way below average fat bitch like this who believes she's a 10.

Three, "almost" 1 in 2 women? So that must mean not even a whole woman has ever been "harassed" in the street. Retarded wording aside, it's clear they described the statistic like this in an attempt to inflate it and make it sound like it's 50, when it could honestly be somewhere be as high as 45% and as low as 25.00000000000000001% based off even the bullshit criteria they're using to qualify harassment.

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FromTheShadows 3 points ago +3 / -0

We all know why they really want to cast children for the roles, and it's decidedly not because they want to stay accurate to the books.

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FromTheShadows 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ditto. He has that proto-MCU character vibe in that he's a person written to be quirky, awkward in a "LITERALLY ME" way, and who almost won't stop spouting one-liners that only he thinks are funny. He doesn't feel like he belongs in a quasi-medieval fantasy world; he feels more like some horny virgin girl's fantasy simp-husband, whos' handsome, sensitive, physically strong, a good fighter, but also completely submissive to her.

Worse, it seems like Alistair was used as the baseline for more and more characters in every subsequent Dragon Age game.

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FromTheShadows 1 point ago +1 / -0

No, that's Inquisition. There's no horse-riding at all in Origins. Heck, there aren't horses period in Origins!

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FromTheShadows 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's Harry Potter slop. Retards will consume it in droves. Just like they have been doing for almost 30 years now.

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FromTheShadows 5 points ago +5 / -0

Of course, I don’t really think Drama Queen will be able to keep up this level of kino, even if it’s not outright shut down. I’m not even talking about an AoT-style story and character derailment here, it’s just rare to see modern Japanese media that starts off this strong not fall off fast.

That's the problem with manga that needs to shit out new content every week. There's no way it can ever have any quality storytelling in the long term. Plus, being as it's not about a retarded middle-school aged boy who wants to be the best combat-related thing ever, Jump will likely can it before it produces even one volume worth of content.

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FromTheShadows 11 points ago +11 / -0

The next time I hear anything about starving children in Africa, I'm gonna bring up how the Ugandan government is throwing taxpayer money (a lot of which likely comes from our taxes!) at a guy who's sanding a plane-shaped thing in his backyard.

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FromTheShadows 3 points ago +3 / -0

On the accidentally based side, the main antagonist is a manipulative, abusive lesbian groomer. Which is probably why they made Aloy a lesbian in the DLC; the devs realized they may have depicted some uncomfortable truths and had to course-correct fast.

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FromTheShadows 3 points ago +3 / -0

These days, when a company wants some hastily-made slop to tie in with an upcoming movie, they usually make it a mobile game instead.

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FromTheShadows 5 points ago +5 / -0

All that pot, blow, and heroine has to have an effect on them. And for the women in particular, the plastic surgery and excessive makeup on top of that.

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FromTheShadows 2 points ago +2 / -0

Been the story for Pillars of Eternity since the series' inception. That alone was my reason for writing off Avowed.

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FromTheShadows 15 points ago +15 / -0

Don't forget the sheer amount of purple in the visuals.

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