[Meme] What would you do, Anon?
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The Norseman is saying "þökk" (thanks), for those not up on their Younger Futhark.
Only Nazis understand runes. That includes weebs with the lunar variety. #HiroshimaWasAskingForIt
That transliterates into modern English as Tho(*)kk.
(* - O pronounced as in 'oe' in Goeddel)
Unfortunately no one knows how to pronounce Goedel either.
Unpopular answer:
I'd go back and stop the creation of the public internet -- or the internet in general.
People aren't ready for it. They've abused and exploited it in the most malicious of ways.
I'd just gatekeep the hell out of it. The Internet was an amazing place before social media.
Completely sabotaging and preventing any kind of social media would also be a good choice. However, before technology made us "always" connected, and gave the ability to know anything at anytime I feel like people lived more. They had to go out and do things. Perhaps you could say they were even a bit nicer. Of course, that's not necessarily the internet's fault, it's ours. I think we simply forgot the part about moderation.
In the end though, a time-machine would be fundamentally useless. There's always going to be something that causes problems. The butterfly effect alone would make the world unrecognizable when you returned -- provided you still existed.
I'd stop communism and socialism from existing.
You'll have to go back to at least stop Protestantism. De Blasio's New York City looks the same as Jan Matthys' Munster Commune. The anabaptists threw out all the wealthy and productive people so the poor could have better housing.
Would have to get rid of everyone who started the French Revolution, too, in their cradles. And maybe make a stop to Venice just as its mercantile phase was about to start, and strangle that in its infancy, as well.
That is a popular opinion in r/unpopularopinions. Kaczynski was wrong. He didn't count on the left's need to out left each other.
The internet bringing the european and American commies together has allowed them to move left fast enough that it has become salient to normies. People who want to grill can't escape the constant barrage of political bullshit. ACCELERATE
I know this sounds insane, but it was Macromedia Flash that finally lowered the barrier of entry enough for the normies to start expressing themselves. Before Flash, it took a certain amount of skill.
I've been heading back into the forest lately. It's better there.
Lol
Kill Hitler.
Then I'd steal his identity and impersonate him. Rise to power. Then form an alliance with the US and cuck all the communists before their subversion ever set in so severely.
Plus I'd skip the whole Holocaust bit so we could all enjoy that mustache style still.
You're welcome.
I think it's pretty obvious what I'd do.
We might all be blessed with more trashy Andy Warhol paintings because of it, but it's worth it to save society.
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Wouldn't it make more sense to call in a bomb threat? The plane would never even leave the ground.
they would regroup and try on another plane
there had to be a somewhat successful attack for the airlines to get serious about security and for the public in general to be aware enough to no longer cooperate with hijackers
Hard to believe there was next to no security in my own lifetime; I remember being brought into the cockpit as a kid on a trip to California in the 1970s. Was just watching "Telefon" the other day - people just bopping around the airport, with barely even a metal detector yet.
Fucking sand niggers and their fucking stupidstitions.
It really is amazing how decades of nothing going wrong and ease of travel can be ended by a handful of guys with a bad intent.
I truly hope the day comes when we purge their kind from the earth for such a horrific act of brutality.
Opportunists make things worse for everyone. Freedom only exists within the protection of a framework that threatens violence against those who would abuse or violate that freedom.
But there would have been a success - the first plane.
You're not thinking with (time) portals enough, with short skips backwards you could track them back through time to the point of planning, you could catalogue the entirety of al-qaeda from that point with enough patience. Why stop the plane attacks when you could dismantle and disgrace the entire organisation and salt the earth. Kill bin-laden and bring back some deep-fakes tech to make a convincing video that makes it look like he died in an autoerotic asphyxiation accident looking at some furry porn of Mohammed and an anthropomorphised goat-dude. Go back to all his lieutenants' last medical appointment and give them all HIV and release a video of gay orgies with their faces pasted on shortly after bin Laden's dead and let the bizarrely specific cases of AIDs cement that narrative and the org will tear itself apart. Send the rest of the info you gathered to the CIA before you move on so they can tidy up and any loose ends.
And that's only if you don't feel like traveling a lot further back and just giving a 9 y/o girl a knife and some self-defence pointers before her wedding night and really nipping the whole shebang in the bud.
The world is your vengeful oyster, think big.
Frankly, I'd go back to just after the Chiroptera-Primate split and kill non-bats until I vanished.
Based and apocalypse-pilled
That's assuming it wasn't just shot down. I don't really get into the 9/11 inside job conspiracy theories, but that's the one that always seemed most plausible