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William Shatner to Brianna Wu "Don’t you have a catapult to set up on the moon to hurl rocks to destroy countries, dear?" (twitter.com)
posted 5 years ago by anonymous570861 5 years ago by anonymous570861 +52 / -0
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– TechParadox 29 points 5 years ago +29 / -0

Based Shatner is based. I love how the dude gives zero fucks on Twitter. I seem to recall him tweeting a while back that he actually shitposts on 4chan. I hope when I'm damn near 90 I have half the mental agility he still has.

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– lgbtqwtfbbq 30 points 5 years ago +30 / -0

Someone did the "ok boomer" thing to him once on twitter, and he replied something like "I'm a lot older than that, but thanks for making me feel young again."

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– anonymous570861 [S] 15 points 5 years ago +15 / -0

Archive Today: https://archive.vn/hT2FF

Wayback Machine Archive: https://web.archive.org/web/20200816230719/https://twitter.com/WilliamShatner/status/1295025636898009088

I thought this shit was hilarious and that is why I posted it.

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– TisDaRhythmOfDaNight 7 points 5 years ago +7 / -0

Dear, this is a tired joke and a complete misrepresentation of the facts. ?

I expect this horseshit from 4chan. You’re an allegedly adult man and should know better.

...said the allegedly adult man who pretends he is a woman.

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– YesMovement 14 points 5 years ago +14 / -0

Best captain ever.

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– Steampunk_Moustache 7 points 5 years ago +7 / -0

Kirk > Picard > Sisko > Janeway

Bearded Riker > Spock > Beardless Riker > Chakotay > Nerys

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– YesMovement 6 points 5 years ago +6 / -0

Your list of captains is correct.

But it's Spock>Bearded Riker>Beardless Riker > Chakotay > Nerys

Also:

Scotty>O'Brien>LaForge>Torres

Bones>EMH>Bashir>Crusher

Chekov>Nog>Paris>Dax>random TNG people>Wesley

Worf>Odo>Tuvok>Sulu

Q>Khan>Dukat>VOY Borg

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– bg4u 5 points 5 years ago +5 / -0

everyone (except Wesley) > Neelix

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– TentElephant 6 points 5 years ago +6 / -0

Who is the worst now? I want to say Picard, but I don't know Trek.

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– the_nybbler 7 points 5 years ago +7 / -0

Picard was a great captain except that first year. Janeway was mediocre. Worst captain aside from ST:D was Archer (I never watched ST:D).

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– TentElephant 6 points 5 years ago +6 / -0

What if you factor in the most recent fanfic with Patrick Stewart?

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– the_nybbler 11 points 5 years ago +11 / -0

Didn't watch and anyway he wasn't captain.

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– TentElephant 4 points 5 years ago +4 / -0

anyway he wasn't captain.

Well at least the officer corps is saved from bearing that particular shame.

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– when_we_win_remember 3 points 5 years ago +3 / -0

Man most people don't even include Archer in the list. What'd he do tho?

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– TechParadox 3 points 5 years ago +3 / -0

What'd he do? Rode helm on the pile of revisionist horse shit that Berman and Braga tried to foist off on to fans as an "early years" version of Star Trek, for the most part. Sadly, the best things about that show were seeing Scott Bakula chewing the scenery and the bonus of Jolene Blaylock in her Vulcan catsuits.

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– when_we_win_remember 2 points 5 years ago +2 / -0

I just finished watching Enterprise, having seen every other Trek episode at least once, and I thought it was entertaining, had reasonably good characters and reasonably good acting. I don't take it very seriously, so I must have missed the revisionism. A lot of people hate Voyager, too, and I also enjoyed that.

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– YesMovement 5 points 5 years ago +5 / -0

Star Trek Picard was enough bullshit to make him a challenger, I think you still gotta give the nod to Janeway.

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– deleted 7 points 5 years ago +7 / -0
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– YesMovement 6 points 5 years ago +6 / -0

It's not called "STD" for nothing

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– GoggleHead 9 points 5 years ago +9 / -0

The Moon is a Harsh Mistress, eh?

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– ajfofjakf 5 points 5 years ago +5 / -0

Heinlein made it sound so cool, in a "completely wipe an oppressive government off the face of the Earth and you know we will absolutely fucking do it" kind of way. If I remember right the idea was to use a rail gun.

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– GoggleHead 4 points 5 years ago +4 / -0

I think it was some sort of cargo transport mechanism. It just lobbed stuff hard enough to clear the Moon's orbit and then let the Earth's gravity do all the real work.

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– ionface 8 points 5 years ago +8 / -0

This Paul Camuso (Shatner's tech/twitter guy) is a crypto spammer. Just wants attention.

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– Dereliction 7 points 5 years ago +7 / -0

What do you think is the number of 90 year olds who could read that tweet interaction and really understand it?

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– YesMovement 9 points 5 years ago +9 / -0

I can think of one 77 yr old who can't.

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– Zipa7 2 points 5 years ago +2 / -0

Bill Shatner really is something to aspire to, I hope I have enough of my mental faculties left to shitpost on Twitter and 4chan when/if I reach his age.

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