I dunno, Canada is a nation that prides itself in deliberate failure. They probably assigned the least coordinated people they could to the unit. I'm sure there are hundreds of intelligent young white men they could have picked, but would rather put on latrine duty or running coffee for their girlboss LTs.
I'm sure there are hundreds of intelligent young white men they could have picked, but would rather put on latrine duty or running coffee for their girlboss LTs
They long for the days of guarding Afghan opium fields and looking the other way at the local culture of boy rape.
There's an easy solution to that: Only make the two western provinces into states. The two eastern ones can be unincorporated territories whose residents are not citizens, like American Samoa.
Also, it might be cursed. Fair warning. That area right around Michigan and New York, in southern Ontario? I think it might be the epicenter of some kind of ancient native curse. The effects lessen the further away you get from that point, but it's like a heat map of misfortune.
This. And all the retards up here shit on the States and act like we're all super smart, when their military is the only thing stopping Russia from just walking in. We couldn'd stop them.
Not a colour party or a drill team, just some artillery crews.
Still a dreadful excuse for marching though. Looks like diversity was the #1 requirement to be selected.
Holy fuck. And that's the parade unit, they're supposed to be the ones good at drill. It's hard to imagine but the rest must be even worse.
I've seen cubscouts do better.
I've got 10yos doing karate together with more coordination
Likewise.
I dunno, Canada is a nation that prides itself in deliberate failure. They probably assigned the least coordinated people they could to the unit. I'm sure there are hundreds of intelligent young white men they could have picked, but would rather put on latrine duty or running coffee for their girlboss LTs.
They long for the days of guarding Afghan opium fields and looking the other way at the local culture of boy rape.
It's like that video of Iraqis trying to do jumping jacks from 20 years ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbK76okexVk
The only reason not to invade Canada is combined international response lol
That and the massive Liberal vote skew it would bring were the leafs given voting rights in the USA.
There's an easy solution to that: Only make the two western provinces into states. The two eastern ones can be unincorporated territories whose residents are not citizens, like American Samoa.
Diagalon: make a new country consisting of a diagonal line from Alaska to Florida.
Also, it might be cursed. Fair warning. That area right around Michigan and New York, in southern Ontario? I think it might be the epicenter of some kind of ancient native curse. The effects lessen the further away you get from that point, but it's like a heat map of misfortune.
This. And all the retards up here shit on the States and act like we're all super smart, when their military is the only thing stopping Russia from just walking in. We couldn'd stop them.
Oh I was referring to the USA lmao
The only hope Canada has to slow a USA invasion is if they invade in the Winter and the streets haven't been plowed.
Screw you hippy, I got first dibs on Canada !£!"$
Not a colour party or a drill team, just some artillery crews.
Still a dreadful excuse for marching though. Looks like diversity was the #1 requirement to be selected.