The FBI director is a podcaster who can't even use toilets.

What a relief.

So he committed suicide over nothing, huh? Makes sense... if your a Patel.

It's all just a giant beef jerky and grape soda exchange market, clearly.

And that's a wrap. lol.

But what about his illegal trafficking of "beef jerky"? Why aren't everyone involved in that under arrest already?

Who puts "beef jerky" in the freezer? Who measures it by 6-8 oz portions? Who needs a cooler bag with ice to transport it? Hummm...

https://www.tribtoday.com/news/national-news-apwire/2026/02/fbi-concludes-jeffrey-epstein-wasnt-running-a-sex-trafficking-ring-for-powerful-men-files-show/

I conclude he was constipated.

https://jmail.world/thread/EFTA02473610?view=inbox

Although and don't know why he wants 4 bottles... and it is also used for colonoscopies... I don't want to know... do I?