I saw a video of some demo with monitors flipping out of the dash and I laughed at the sound of those DC motors whining. Those things were sounding louder than a Popeil Pasta Maker, would be at home in my kid's toy instead of a "luxury" car.
And it would still be gay, because it's needless mechanical systems that only add to the likelihood that something breaks and renders the car nonfunctional.
Chalk another example of "go broke, get woke, ultimately croak"
Why? Because Jaguar was losing money before especially since sales were down on cars since high end cars across the board weren't selling as quick when everyone was confined.
So they listen to marketing execs (who should be renamed leftist cultists) and thought going woke would get a younger customer base for their cars.
One problem, the young HATE woke and don't have money to buy the good quality Jaguar cars, don't know how much this art school failure costs. So they successfully alienated EVERY person they could sell to.
Maybe they'll get bought by someone with a clue who returns Jaguar to the cat icon and the image or the charming but sly car owners.
If I were in charge of Jaguar and wanted to appeal to younger customers, I would have commissioned a 2 seater compact sports car like a Mazda Miata or Toyota 86.
This car would be a throwback to old British roadsters like an Austin Healey Sprite or MG B.
It would be an ICE, of course, and these types of cars are extremely popular among younger car enthusiasts. I don't see their popularity going anywhere; and such a car would be a good entry level Jaguar in terms of price and performance.
What they actually did to attract this demographic was a disaster. My idea's not perfect, but I think it's better than what we got.
Even without the exterior fag gang colors that interior is fucking ugly
It feels like going into a restroom in a slightly upscale restaurant. Nice surfaces, clean, but still very much a public restroom.
It looks like a cartoon interior.
I saw a video of some demo with monitors flipping out of the dash and I laughed at the sound of those DC motors whining. Those things were sounding louder than a Popeil Pasta Maker, would be at home in my kid's toy instead of a "luxury" car.
A small hydraulically operated system would be way smoother and silent.
And it would still be gay, because it's needless mechanical systems that only add to the likelihood that something breaks and renders the car nonfunctional.
Chalk another example of "go broke, get woke, ultimately croak"
Why? Because Jaguar was losing money before especially since sales were down on cars since high end cars across the board weren't selling as quick when everyone was confined.
So they listen to marketing execs (who should be renamed leftist cultists) and thought going woke would get a younger customer base for their cars.
One problem, the young HATE woke and don't have money to buy the good quality Jaguar cars, don't know how much this art school failure costs. So they successfully alienated EVERY person they could sell to.
Maybe they'll get bought by someone with a clue who returns Jaguar to the cat icon and the image or the charming but sly car owners.
Only reason to get a Jaaaaaaaaag is gone cause of the faggotry of this new shit.
Yep, maybe they get bought out at auction by some misogynist billionaire at a huge knockoff to make good cars again.
Which thinking about it, would be very Jaaaaaag lol.
I was so sure hiring a male stripper to design a new car was going to work.
If I were in charge of Jaguar and wanted to appeal to younger customers, I would have commissioned a 2 seater compact sports car like a Mazda Miata or Toyota 86.
This car would be a throwback to old British roadsters like an Austin Healey Sprite or MG B.
It would be an ICE, of course, and these types of cars are extremely popular among younger car enthusiasts. I don't see their popularity going anywhere; and such a car would be a good entry level Jaguar in terms of price and performance.
What they actually did to attract this demographic was a disaster. My idea's not perfect, but I think it's better than what we got.
Unnecessarily loud for electric motors.
On the interior features? I think he means the motors that are making the screens and door move.
The Jaguar Dildo.
New from Bad Dragon...
Finally a car that makes the PT Cruiser look stylish.
This car is just like the people who like it.
Hyper focused on gender expression, poorly designed for any reasonable use, and completely empty on the inside.
Marv was right. Modern cars do look like electric shavers.
Imagine if some troon who's gotten particularly unhinged from losing the culture war uses one of these things to run over TERFs.