Children might have understood the allegory had they framed Trump as the G-Toilet and the Drumpfers as Skibidi Toilets. Instead, they used an IP for aging Millennials desperate to cling to their childhoods harder than they cling to their hairlines.
it's a temper tantrum. The writer thinks he's being oh-so-clever with his idiotic LOTR metaphor, coming up with brilliant satirical wit, but at the end of the day, he's mocking undecided votors, rather than actually trying to appeal to them...
Or are we in Harry Potter, and we have to choose between Sirius Black - a man who the media claims is evil, and Dolores Umbridge - a government installed bureaucrat who claims that everything is under control and all those problems you see and dangerous things are all lies.
Or we could at least pretend to be functional adults and have nuanced political takes that don't hinge on references to popular fantasy books.
The Harris campaign has to be one of the worst I can ever recall. Worse than Al Gore. Worse than Hillary. She has no plan other to call Trump Hitler and saying that all Trump voters are willfully ignorant rubes or evil -istphobes. It’s like watching an abusive wife unable to comprehend why her husband is leaving her and telling everyone how she’s the real victim.
Spoken cringe winner would be ''pokemon go to the polls''.
Videogame cringe is a tie between pronoun blasphemy self-flagelation in Dragon Age The Faguard and Fortnite Harris ''Terms of Service don't apply to Democrats'' server.
This is how you explain things to prepubescent children. Not grown adults, the ones you actually need to reach.
I dunno, propagandizing young and vulnerable people ready for them to be future drones does seem to be their most successful propagation technique.
I thought we were talking about Democrats.
Children might have understood the allegory had they framed Trump as the G-Toilet and the Drumpfers as Skibidi Toilets. Instead, they used an IP for aging Millennials desperate to cling to their childhoods harder than they cling to their hairlines.
it's a temper tantrum. The writer thinks he's being oh-so-clever with his idiotic LOTR metaphor, coming up with brilliant satirical wit, but at the end of the day, he's mocking undecided votors, rather than actually trying to appeal to them...
A Dark Lord vs a Mysterious Elf Queen?
Or are we in Harry Potter, and we have to choose between Sirius Black - a man who the media claims is evil, and Dolores Umbridge - a government installed bureaucrat who claims that everything is under control and all those problems you see and dangerous things are all lies.
Or we could at least pretend to be functional adults and have nuanced political takes that don't hinge on references to popular fantasy books.
Sirius Black was about the best character in that book series. RIP
The Harris campaign has to be one of the worst I can ever recall. Worse than Al Gore. Worse than Hillary. She has no plan other to call Trump Hitler and saying that all Trump voters are willfully ignorant rubes or evil -istphobes. It’s like watching an abusive wife unable to comprehend why her husband is leaving her and telling everyone how she’s the real victim.
Tom wouldn't vote.
This writing is so stupid it's offensive.
"Tom, who did you vote fo-? Tom?"
Meanwhile, in a completely different part of the world walking through a wood picking mushrooms...
Tell this bitch that Hobbits aren't political. She should just smoke some longbottom leaf, have an ale and stfu
who's the Harry potter though?
Probably the most cringe thing I've read in recent memory.
Spoken cringe winner would be ''pokemon go to the polls''.
Videogame cringe is a tie between pronoun blasphemy self-flagelation in Dragon Age The Faguard and Fortnite Harris ''Terms of Service don't apply to Democrats'' server.
she's saruman of many colours.
Dear subhuman filth, now with fantasy!