Chinese Zoo Admits Pandas Are Painted Dogs After Outrage
(www.tmz.com)
You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread.
Comments (43)
sorted by:
So is it ok to genetically cross breed them with honey badgers and release them inside China?
Or is that 'against God/a warcrime'? /s
I mean, I think tge panda wouldn't survive the copulation. And if they did skip that and just injected the sperm into a panda, the violent honey badger DNA would make the baby come out like a chest burster.
Look up panda births if you haven't seen one before. It's already like a chest buster. They're surreal animals in so many ways.
Pandas are bears, Ursidae, while honey badgers are mustelids, Mustelidae. Both are of the same mammalian Order of Carnivora, but it's the same magnitude of difference that exists between hominids, Hominidae, and tarsiers, Tarsiidae, despite both being of the same mammalian Order of Primates.
At best you might be able to John Hammond giant pandas with one of the seven other species of bear but even then any offspring would very likely be sterile mules if they even managed to survive.
So, would i be more successful making honey badgers massive, releasing them in China and calling them pandas?
You'd be better starting with a wolverine, they're the largest mustelid alive and still just as insanely aggressive.
"You crazy son of a bitch, you did it."