Chinese Zoo Admits Pandas Are Painted Dogs After Outrage
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Ok are the Chinese responsible for pandas going extinct by fucking with the environment or trying to eat them?
As I don't know any other reason they're so desperate to keep them alive so much, polar bears are under more stress and they'll just invade Canada to survive.
Pandas are responsible for making pandas go extinct. They chose a retarded energy source so many times it removed their ursine ability to eat anything. Don't feel bad for genetic dead ends like pandas.
That sounds like something a fuckin anti-pandite koala might say.
I'm pretty sure koalas don't have any room to talk... They only eat Eucalyptus.
And chlamydia.
That's my point, you koala people are all hypocrites.
:P
That's not true. They also eat pap.
(The mother's poo.)
So is it ok to genetically cross breed them with honey badgers and release them inside China?
Or is that 'against God/a warcrime'? /s
I mean, I think tge panda wouldn't survive the copulation. And if they did skip that and just injected the sperm into a panda, the violent honey badger DNA would make the baby come out like a chest burster.
Look up panda births if you haven't seen one before. It's already like a chest buster. They're surreal animals in so many ways.
Pandas are bears, Ursidae, while honey badgers are mustelids, Mustelidae. Both are of the same mammalian Order of Carnivora, but it's the same magnitude of difference that exists between hominids, Hominidae, and tarsiers, Tarsiidae, despite both being of the same mammalian Order of Primates.
At best you might be able to John Hammond giant pandas with one of the seven other species of bear but even then any offspring would very likely be sterile mules if they even managed to survive.
So, would i be more successful making honey badgers massive, releasing them in China and calling them pandas?
People cannot seem to wrap their heads around the fact that extinction is a natural thing that happened constantly and regularly for all of history.
The only reason people even give half a shit about this specific one is because its cute, and they cannot come to terms with admitting they are that shallow.
Part of the problem is that pandas are the kind of animal that generate donations which can then be put towards other less generally appealing animals that are also endangered. The general public like cute and fluffy animals. Wet and slimey ones less so. So pandas end of as the flagship species for conservation efforts.
And if those donations outweigh the cost of keeping them alive, that would be fine.
I don't believe that is the case, as this is China and they are both hilariously incompetent and greedy. That money is never going to reach the hands it deserves to be in beyond a token level to keep appearances.
Pandas are retarded bears. That's the reason.