Biden says he saw a doctor after the debate
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"So you're saying I'm indestructible."
"Oh, no. Even a slight breeze could--"
"Indestructible..."
The doctor: "How many drugs are in your system?!? Let me see the tox screen....uh huh, never even seen that used on humans before, those two should cancel each other out, this one was recalled in 1980s even when cocaine was popular..."
"... holy shit, I hope those zeros are a typo, I'm gonna have to look that one up in the PDR, and... that's just a symbol, no drug name, just... a symbol..."
Is it a lie if his wife said he was fine?
Technically not!
Yes, right after the debate, Dr Jill Biden had to help him off one small step.
He probably then took a long nap before the much-anticipated ice cream treat for being such a good boy answering all the questions.
That's so sweet. He has a pet name for his own shadow.