Bet you didn't see this twist coming
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Fake AND gay.
Ubisoft are literally a meme at this point.
They're saying he's gay now? He's already black, may as well say he's from outter space as well. They could do a crossover promotion with the Swedes that made a movie about black guys from outter space back in 1992.
I’m half expecting a Wayans brothers DLC 😆
Does that mean that they’re both canonical faggots or that theres romance options of both sexes? Wtf do I care I’m not gonna play this abortion anyway.
Probably an EA style "choose your own faggotry"
This time, the ''P'' in the alphabet stands for Playersexual* ( well, probably ).
*( Protagonist and / or NPCs sexual orientation bend to accomodate the Player. )
Wait, doesn't the animus require descendants to function? How are the faggots reproducing genetically? Way to go Ubishit.
They dropped that with Origins
Yeah the premise from the original games, that each person could only see the genetic memories encoded into their OWN DNA, was such a better concept. It made Desmond’s modern day story actually matter, and it wove such a deep thread connecting him to Altair and to Ezio, and it made the ending of AC revelations so fucking incredibly deep and meaningful.
Now any old LGBT muslim girlboss can just shove an HDMI cable up a corpse’s asshole and away we go.
Fucking lame.
The idea that heterosexuality was in some way useful or important for the human species to operate as a whole was deemed problematic, and discarded only a couple games in.
As if I needed more justification to my boycott of ubishits that has been in place since uplay.
Tbh it needs more black, trans, disabled representation. Put one of them in a wheelchair.
and where's the retard representation, give one of 'em a foam helmet or smth.
It's been this way since Mass Effect. If there are characters you can romance, you're getting a same sex option.
To be fair, the not-a-samurai's master was suspected to have hired him as a rentboy. Buck-breaking may be historically accurate, in his case.
Also. As part of the storyline, after an accident while cleaning the Katana, he ends up a post-op trans character.
Just a guess.
Sachi Schmidt-Hori is a pedophile justifier at the very least, and couldn't be more of a stereotype.
I would've spit out my milk laughing, but my cat spilled it all over me whilst I was drinking it
But can I pet the cat?
The question is, can modding make this game worth a torrent later?
presses x
Wow, you can playa gay
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