Zelensky Says Women Who Sign Up To Fight Russia Will Receive A Free Pumpkin Spice Latte
KYIV — With the war against Russia still raging, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky has announced a new incentive program to encourage women to enlist in the Ukrainian military, with each woman who signs up receiving a free pumpkin spice latte.
We should REALLY put satire or Bee in brackets before these kinds of headlines, 1. Because with how ape shit the world is it's harder to tell satire from reality 2. You just caused Imp to have hope only to dash it on the rocks instantly.
Both are reasons not to mark it satire...
It would only be better if they offered a race, for women only, through the largest active battle zone. The winner gets to control which survivors get the spice. All the cars must be maintained by the crew onboard the vehicle. So if the engine is out, it needs to be replaced by crew and only crew. All of them must be female.
Honestly now I want to see this.
The real war would be the one after the race when they fight over their coffee seasonings.
Mocha is at St Petersburg.
Sorry, when you said spice this kept popping into my head
Like I wasn't thinking it anyway.
If it had been a 10-free-latte punch card, I'd have believed it.
As long as the URL is visible most people can put two and two together. Flairs would be nice though.
I'm surprised he's not all over this thread. Is he banned again so soon?
I have a life?
People got vaxxed for less.
This isn't satire. It sounds like something that really could happen. I hate clown world.
it's getting so hard to tell the difference between a bee article and real life.
First he'd have to draft the stupid bastards in the first place.