Zelensky Says Women Who Sign Up To Fight Russia Will Receive A Free Pumpkin Spice Latte
KYIV — With the war against Russia still raging, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky has announced a new incentive program to encourage women to enlist in the Ukrainian military, with each woman who signs up receiving a free pumpkin spice latte.
First he'd have to draft the stupid bastards in the first place.