Zelensky Says Women Who Sign Up To Fight Russia Will Receive A Free Pumpkin Spice Latte
KYIV — With the war against Russia still raging, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky has announced a new incentive program to encourage women to enlist in the Ukrainian military, with each woman who signs up receiving a free pumpkin spice latte.
It would only be better if they offered a race, for women only, through the largest active battle zone. The winner gets to control which survivors get the spice. All the cars must be maintained by the crew onboard the vehicle. So if the engine is out, it needs to be replaced by crew and only crew. All of them must be female.
Honestly now I want to see this.
The real war would be the one after the race when they fight over their coffee seasonings.
Mocha is at St Petersburg.
Sorry, when you said spice this kept popping into my head
Like I wasn't thinking it anyway.