This is the eventual end of the 'vampiric' elderly politicians in charge.
Why do I call them that? Because they are very willing to sacrifice the young, both physically and psychologically, to keep themselves relevant and in power. But fortunately, time always comes to collect it's dues...
He must have pulled his head into his turtle shell too fast and banged it. Maybe our bureaucracy should think about retiring earlier. Lets stop with the 80 year old windchimes running around.
Cool I hope he dies
every single one of you who upvoted this is a piece of shit.
Not only do I hope the turtle croaks his last, I hope every miserable vampire politician lording over us meets an undignified and swift natural end.
If that makes me a piece of shit, I'm still a better person than every single one of them.
I was pro brain cancer when John McCain got diagnosed. If Dick Durbin got cock cancer tomorrow, I'd be rootin' for that tumor too.
go fuck yourself.
This is the eventual end of the 'vampiric' elderly politicians in charge.
Why do I call them that? Because they are very willing to sacrifice the young, both physically and psychologically, to keep themselves relevant and in power. But fortunately, time always comes to collect it's dues...
Live footage of the incident has emerged
He must have pulled his head into his turtle shell too fast and banged it. Maybe our bureaucracy should think about retiring earlier. Lets stop with the 80 year old windchimes running around.
I hope it's painful. Agonizing.
He will be just as controlled as he was beforehand. I hope his family said goodbye before he went full meat puppet.
Good, now replace him with an actual box tortoise. That'll at least get some shit started.
Hopefully he dies in hospital.
No, get out of here with that crazy talk. Look at this guy...