13 () posted 3 years ago by m0r1arty 3 years ago by m0r1arty +13 / -0 11 comments share 11 comments share save hide report block hide replies
From the makers of Pussy Bread and Pussy Beer, now comes Pussy Spread!
Laughs in Vegemite, the far superior turd-coloured, yeast-based spread
Oi oi oi!
Buying bread from a man in Brussels; He was six foot four and full of muscles; I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
I just smiled and gave him a vegemite sandwich.
AND HE SAID
I come from a land down under,
Oh yeah, yeah,
Where vaccines send you six feet under 🎵
Full stop.
I am unironically gonna go and make myself one right now, lol…
Because I don’t have any Brussels bakers to do it for me, unfortunately, heh.
I don't want to think of who they extract that yeast from.
Neither makes a good sandwich?