HA HA HA YESSSS! GamerGate Strikes Again!
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Still as relevant as ever: The almighty Stairs Muffin
You can't get rid of us!
We are the gross watery part floating on top of the ketchup bottle!
We are the hole in your sock that is strangling your big toe, and when you put on another one it ALSO has a hole!
We are the squeaky stair that gives you away when you are trying to sneak out!
We are the lens flair that is so exaggerated that you can't tell what is going on!
We are the progress bar that stalls with one pixel remaining!
We are GAMERGATE and we EVERYWHERE, and NOWHERE, and invisible, but all powerful! We live rent-free in your otherwise empty head!
StonecuttersGamergators:Who wakes landwhales up at night?
Who breaks in and gives them fright?
G-G, G-G!
Whose soggy knees are in lockstep?
Who leaves muffins on the wrong step?
G-G, G-G!
Who trips you up when you're on the stairs?
Who pushed you down, and don't care?
G-G, G-G!
Who makes the chicken smell real bad?
Who gut punched you like gigichad?
G-G!
G-G!
That sounds like a Tyler Duerden speech.
I started with Darkwing Duck as the base and just kind of rolled with it.
Let's get dangerous!
Using "When You're Evil" as a baseline song for it might be a bit on the nose, but it does mostly work. Though that song has built-in accelerationism as the song goes on.
OK, who was messing with the time machine this time? And did you at least remember to refill the tank when you brought it back?
IT WAS ME, BARRY!
I'm the one who spoiled your refrigerated chicken and moved your stair muffin three inches inward so you'd slip on it!
Thanks, Obama.
I traded it to some big purple guy for a fancy glove. I snapped my fingers, and now EVERYTHING IS GAMERGATE.
FOREVER.
Look, have you seen fuel prices right now? We may have to cut back use of the time machine to really important runs, like trying to make a Goldwater victory in '64.
Now that would be something. GG impacting things before video games were even a thing. I can see it now.
That was me, I tried to prevent Valerie Solanas being born. Did it work?
We didn't lose. You cheated, like you do at everything else. Merit is the antithesis to women's existence.
It's like saying the mafia earns their protection racket money. No, they didn't. They threatened people for it. So did your cult. Look what happened to Activision, and you tried the same at Epic but your operative got caught out.
Sicilians eventually banded together to deny the mafia money, they called their movement Addiopizzo. It was built around refusing to pay and banding together against the enemy. They made tourist guides so the tourists wouldn't shop at places that were not part of the movement, they did speeches, they petitioned their government.
They risked their lives taking on literal murderers to have free business. Why can't modern corporates take down a few jumped up sociopaths who think they're better than everyone else?
What makes you think Kotaku will die soon?
Who in the fuck writes it as two words?
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Ghazi-types did on occasion.
A drugged up retard who's knocking boots with Mr Nancy?
I am literally LOL.
This guy was radicalized by everything, because he is a mentally ill turnip and his entire life is an ever-ascending escalator of drugs and batshit crazy. I have no doubt he was probably radicalized by Gamergate, and Russiagate, and BlueAnon, and ancient reptilians.
It's been 8 years. They're really going to need to find another boogeyman.
That's the thing with Dios Del Juegadors Muertos, the days of the dead gamers never truly dies.
It's been so long since I've played Super Mario 3 that I can't remember that level. Was that the scrolling one on the airship?