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Probably wolverine telling jean she cant do anything cause she is a weeman and she proves him wrong.
Probably a lgbt++++ couple that is in every episode doing some romatic crap all the time to piss you off.
All the ladies will have some kinda POC boyfriend.
The usual crap....
I'm not sure if it would be woker if Wolverine and Cyclops turn gay for each other instead or they attempt some sort of polyamorous abomination of a relationship. In the vein of "stronk wahmen" she'd probably blow them both off entirely for a lesbian relationship 'cuz "stupid boys, who said I was interested in either of you".
Wasn't that basically the last series of the punisher on Netflix.
I have another idea of what a woke writer may do:
The X-Men and Brotherhood make peace with each other by killing Magneto and his allies, and then conspire with the "good" politicians to allow the Brotherhood to sabotage the elections by killing every single strawman politician that wants to suppress the mutants, resulting in all the nobodies opposing the mutants figuring out what happened after being disenfranchised and going insurgent KKK on the mutants with some regressive leftist strawman's thrown in there as well. The X-Men act as peacekeepers during a story arc full of regressive leftist strawmen and propaganda while keeping the declining Brotherhood under control so they don't do anything stupid. The story ends with the Brotherhood dissolving after dying out naturally, and all the surviving "bigots" are thrown into brand new "prisons" with life sentences while America becomes an unrealistic woke utopia, and no other storylines occur after this that does not involve the government or brotherhood being hostile.
i would imagine cyclops being the queen or submissive to wolverine.
cyclops would probably be minimum be a cuck though in regards with jean lol.
I think that's our current perception of Cyclops as he's such a boyscout, but more likely they'd salivate at emasculating wolverine and showing how the "big, strong, solitary chad" is actually a broken, socially-inept incel.
I hate being that guy but we need to quit expecting comic book shit to get any better. It won’t.
While it's time to put the entire marvel franchise out of it's misery and only focus on reprints and adaptations of the good shit, hopefully that woke bullshit will not affect previous episodes and can be easily retconned away.
Hell, we can even sensor some earlier and less tainted instances of the woke shit by tweaking some lines to be apolitical. One great example of this is changing "sexist" to "pervert" in lines effectively referencing objectification theory.
12% of the morgue population maybe.
Yeah but people who claim to be in that portion make up all the upper class urban parties they go to, so clearly that must be reality for everyone!
Certainly things like money, privilege, and external factors could never influence things like sexuality and orientation. Certainly, actual real cowboys doing real hard work are buttfucking all day just like the porn books said!