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[Bee, for now] Trudeau Orders All Geese Rounded Up And Shot For Honking In Solidarity With Truckers (babylonbee.com)
posted 4 years ago by YesMovement 4 years ago by YesMovement +71 / -0
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– tylerthet3 10 points 4 years ago +10 / -0

Denmark has already killed millions of minks (for God knows what reason).

Australian officers killed a bunch of dogs in a shelter to prevent people interacting with the dogs.

I can definitely see Canada killing geese.

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– Benevolentdictator 7 points 4 years ago +7 / -0

Most Canadians would be fine withe geese cullings.

Geese are assholes.

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– ailurus 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

Most people who have interacted with one of those geese are fine with culling them. Seriously, screw that ridiculous migratory bird act that means you can't just deal with these hyper-aggressive birds who decide "Oh, I'm just going to claim this spot right here as mine, and sucks to be you silly humans!"

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– The_Gay_Deceiver 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

Reportedly they thought the minks had some kind of dangerous coof variant.

Willing to bet the tests that don’t work were simply showing positive in response to a random substance common to the minks. Its not as though any of these variants have been substantiated.

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– J_Darnley 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0

Yes, Kung Flu was given as the reason to kill minks in Denmark and hamsters in Hong Kong more recently.

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– ah_hell 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

Didn't BC also kill a ton minks?

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– Cup-a-Fart 9 points 4 years ago +9 / -0

I’d love to be able to openly shotgun Canadian geese. Fucking trash birds.

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– tylerthet3 6 points 4 years ago +6 / -0

It certainly feels like there are too many of them. People eat them. I don't know what they taste like.

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– BidenLikesMiners 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0

fuck you niggar. eating geese is a honk crime

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– deleted 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0
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– Benevolentdictator 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

My father used to hunt them.

Can't remember what they taste like. I guess that's a positive.

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– Knife-TotingRat 4 points 4 years ago +4 / -0

I'd love to be able to openly shotgun Pakis. There's too many of the fucking trash-monkeys. In minecraft.

The reason the geese hang around in cities in the first place is because of humans shooting them. Dumbfucks. Is why we have no birds, and the "trash" smart and resilient enough to put up with dirty nasty technomonkeys are the only birds left. Retards. Go live on Mars where the dirty nasty "animoos" can't' tbother you any more. All the good birds got eaten by humans with shotguns.

If I had one wish, it'd be to turn every paki chink and gook and nigger on the planet into a species Man destroyed. At least the human worshipers wouldn't touch 'em.

In minecraft.

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– ArtemisFoul 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

Terry A. Davis lives! Praise YHWH!

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– GeneralBoobs 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0

Replace them with White Emden. Huge, territorial, fiercely loyal to their owners, and vicious enough to scare coyotes. Flood Ottawa with those fuckers and not even god will save you.

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– Knife-TotingRat 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

Hiram Walker was noted for using geese as guards. Dunno if they still do.

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– Smith1980 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

That one cracked me up

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