Are you suggesting that Joe Biden, Savior of the Republic, Defeater of Orange Man, is anything other than in full possession of his towering and comprehensive faculties? I can't even deal with the sheer trunalimunumaperzure of your insinuations.
So I was riding the train in Hackenshack, New Jersey, and GladOS was a bad computer, and she ran a bunch of bad tests. And I did juh she an back n'those days to show how things'v changed, and one of the things is if GladOS did tests with you she'd drop you in the fire...
I'd like to see Joe Biden talking to Joe Biden. They would be speaking their own language. Would they come to some kind of mutual understanding, or would Joe challenge Joe to a pushup challenge?
He's trying to be snappy and witty and have any form of charisma. What he's barely barely barely saying, with a LOT of copium, is "If your plans are fucked up try something else" with regards to being on a train that's been rerouted. But holy shit if you need to replace one word (computer to commuter), memorize train routes (Portal Bridge is out of the way from a train path he used to take) all to try to identify what the fucking president of the united states is trying to say, it's a complete failure of a speech.
Knowing how to wrangle retards is a useful skill to gradually repair broken people, but at the cost of my sanity. Didn't realize that in my lifetime one of the retards I'd need to figure out would be the Most Popular President In History (TM)
Zero fucking clue. Again, when the president of the united states speaks and tries to be relatable, you shouldn't have to google train routes and bridges from his old commute. It fails on every single conevable metric.
It is kind of amazing how quickly his cognitive functions have declined.
Are you suggesting that Joe Biden, Savior of the Republic, Defeater of Orange Man, is anything other than in full possession of his towering and comprehensive faculties? I can't even deal with the sheer trunalimunumaperzure of your insinuations.
We've actually passed Grandpa Simpson at this point.
So I was riding the train in Hackenshack, New Jersey, and GladOS was a bad computer, and she ran a bunch of bad tests. And I did juh she an back n'those days to show how things'v changed, and one of the things is if GladOS did tests with you she'd drop you in the fire...
So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time
Grandpa Simpson makes more sense than Joe Biden.
5 bees makes a quarter. White onions weren't available due to rationing. Wearing onions was fashionable.
These are coherent statements where each statement logically follows.
""So long story short" is a phrase whose origins is long and rambling." -Abe Simpson.
He's still quite there, he's just rambling and lonely. Very different than shrudiffammanadapressure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wV_upeO_ihE
I feel like it would be greatly entertaining to see a side-by-side with the teleprompter.
It's like a one man game of Telephone.
I'd like to see Joe Biden talking to Joe Biden. They would be speaking their own language. Would they come to some kind of mutual understanding, or would Joe challenge Joe to a pushup challenge?
In fairness to Biden, that sounds like solid advice.
Am I stroking out or is he storjicn iuc m
Yes.
His anti-dementia drugs dilate his pupils, which is why he is always squinting.
I thought it was the metric ton of botox injected into 'im
I thought he was possessed.
I prefer the image of a room full of monkeys on typewriters.
Does anyone have the faintest clue to what he is referencing?
He's trying to be snappy and witty and have any form of charisma. What he's barely barely barely saying, with a LOT of copium, is "If your plans are fucked up try something else" with regards to being on a train that's been rerouted. But holy shit if you need to replace one word (computer to commuter), memorize train routes (Portal Bridge is out of the way from a train path he used to take) all to try to identify what the fucking president of the united states is trying to say, it's a complete failure of a speech.
holy shit, you are the retard whisperer.
Knowing how to wrangle retards is a useful skill to gradually repair broken people, but at the cost of my sanity. Didn't realize that in my lifetime one of the retards I'd need to figure out would be the Most Popular President In History (TM)
i dont have the patience or fortitude for that. And according to my girl, my facial expressions are easy to read. I cant fake not being disgusted.
Good on you though.
I'm yet to try it in person because I know how disgusted and sorrowful I can get by the fallen people.
Try working retail or public facing jobs in government. You get a poker face, really quick.
Holy fuck, man, I'll give a massive fucking F for your brain cells for going that deep into Biden blather.
How would anyone know what the fuck Portal Bridge is?
Zero fucking clue. Again, when the president of the united states speaks and tries to be relatable, you shouldn't have to google train routes and bridges from his old commute. It fails on every single conevable metric.
I hadn’t believed in tongues or people interpreting tongues until those post; you sir have a gift!
tongues in the Bible just means languages
Portal Bridge is apparently in New Jersey. Beyond that, no clue.
My head is swimming
Sleeper agents just got activated.
Joe Biden being iPhone-autocorrected in real time. What a time to be alive.